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camptard 

In battlefield 3, Camptards are campers who normally uses the recon kit and camps at the corner of the map, at its own spawn point and not capturing the objectives or supporting the front line.

Despite the fact that Camptards not being helpful by not capturing objectives, low score and also the main reason making their own team lose, they always like to think that they are badass pros players just by comparing the number of kills/deaths to others and calling his own team mates noobs in the process blaming other players rather themself.

And also recently in Battlefield 3 forums there a huge number of camptards are whining and bitching that recon kit are not good enough and demand to make it god like.
Assault Solider: What the Fuck?! Why there are only 5 of us are taking objectives and the rest of the campers are not helping, our team is going to lose!

Camptard: ROFL you are a noob i got 32 kills and 1 death. While you have only 18 kills and 20 deaths.

Assault Solider: look the score, you not even helping us to capture any objectives.

Camptard: LOL you are retarded noob just look at the kills deaths ratio.

Assault Solider:.............
camptard by SIedgeHammer November 10, 2011
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Commietard 

A combination of the words commie and retard. A person who thinks it is cool to be communist, but are completely ignorant of how communism actually works. Typically dumb teenagers.
Dave:Stalin was the greatest communist leader ever!
Kevin:Fuck off ya commietard...
Commietard by Mr. Treeplant January 5, 2009

Calitard 

A term used to a describe a stupid/idiotic/retarded person from California.
Example: That Alyssa sure is a calitard, with her saying all long rifles are "assault rifles".
Calitard by Huggable Loli October 29, 2020

Cavetard 

Evolved from the words Smacktard and Fucktard.

1-Usually an individual with the appareance of a caveman or just an ugly person in general, who acts in a very retarded fashion.
2-A complete fucking idiot.
Yeah, Phil Laporte is such a cavetard.
Look at that cavetard trying to superglue his ass cheeks together.
Cavetard by The Jayness April 20, 2004

cambertard

Car "enthusiast" who believe achieving 21 degrees of negative camber on a vehicle and completely destroying it's reliability and safety is cool.
Look at those cambertards trying to drive over that speed bump.
cambertard by xXMonolithXx April 19, 2017

camotard 

Any person who casually dresses in full camoflauge and is neither in a war or hunting.
"Ok I know it's deer season but that doesn't give you an excuse to dress like a camotard everywhere you go."
camotard by mjk23 April 1, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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