Cavetard 

Evolved from the words Smacktard and Fucktard.

1-Usually an individual with the appareance of a caveman or just an ugly person in general, who acts in a very retarded fashion.
2-A complete fucking idiot.

Yeah, Phil Laporte is such a cavetard.
Look at that cavetard trying to superglue his ass cheeks together.

Cavetard by The Jayness April 20, 2004

cavetard 

3 - See Philippe Laport

3 - phill

cavetard by Merlin_one May 3, 2004

Caveward 

The word caveman put together with the Twilight character Edward.

A man acing protective of his woman.

I heard Edward hiss at the display of affection. I guess Caveward wasn't dead after all.

Caveward by FashionDesignPixie July 27, 2010

caretarded 

People that know nothing about cars, and are borderline retarded about car knowledge.

Mikey: Emily, you have to change your oil every 5000 miles.

Emily: OMG!!! I have no knowledge of cars
Mikey: yeh, you're caretarded

caretarded by Chris...........------------.. November 28, 2011