caintard 

Derived from "McCain" and "Retard". A name given to anyone who's ferverent support for Senator John McCain clouds their judgement in monumental ways.

QuadZeroRoute/Barackalypse: Obama / Biden - Osama Bin Laden SEE the similarities people? Jesus Loves You and hates homosexuals and abortions! Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Iran!!! America FTW!!! WOOHOO!

Digger: fucking caintard.

caintard by Anonymous424 October 20, 2008

clintarded 

a person from the country or backwoodz, usually wearing nascar paraphernalia and/or chewing tobacco. These people are usually mentally retarded or pretty damn close to it. Can be seen in your local walmart or hardware store in their 1978 rust color chevy pickup.

Did you see that guy in the dale jr. sleevless shirt, i couldnt understand a damn thing that clintarded mutha fucka said to me.

clintarded by Arich August 22, 2006

Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee 

A baby whose parents are retarded and have cancer. When the baby is born it is taken away by the government and put into a large glass of syrup. Before the government sells the baby to a chinese restaurant to be served as pork the baby drinks all of the maple syrup, breaks through the glass, and escapes.

Mathew and Josh are both a Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee.

Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee by Cantarded child January 8, 2008

Chintard 

Jay Leno.

Man, isn't Jay Leno a big huge chintard? Yeah. He is.

Chintard by SparkleVomit October 18, 2010