camotard
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In battlefield 3, Camptards are campers who normally uses the recon kit and camps at the corner of the map, at its own spawn point and not capturing the objectives or supporting the front line.
Despite the fact that Camptards not being helpful by not capturing objectives, low score and also the main reason making their own team lose, they always like to think that they are badass pros players just by comparing the number of kills/deaths to others and calling his own team mates noobs in the process blaming other players rather themself.
And also recently in Battlefield 3 forums there a huge number of camptards are whining and bitching that recon kit are not good enough and demand to make it god like.
Despite the fact that Camptards not being helpful by not capturing objectives, low score and also the main reason making their own team lose, they always like to think that they are badass pros players just by comparing the number of kills/deaths to others and calling his own team mates noobs in the process blaming other players rather themself.
And also recently in Battlefield 3 forums there a huge number of camptards are whining and bitching that recon kit are not good enough and demand to make it god like.
Assault Solider: What the Fuck?! Why there are only 5 of us are taking objectives and the rest of the campers are not helping, our team is going to lose!
Camptard: ROFL you are a noob i got 32 kills and 1 death. While you have only 18 kills and 20 deaths.
Assault Solider: look the score, you not even helping us to capture any objectives.
Camptard: LOL you are retarded noob just look at the kills deaths ratio.
Assault Solider:.............
Camptard: ROFL you are a noob i got 32 kills and 1 death. While you have only 18 kills and 20 deaths.
Assault Solider: look the score, you not even helping us to capture any objectives.
Camptard: LOL you are retarded noob just look at the kills deaths ratio.
Assault Solider:.............
camptard by SIedgeHammer November 10, 2011
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Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026
Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
jody
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
girl grip
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026