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cameltap 

When a girl takes her vagina and taps you with it on your forehead
After tea-bagging my girl she decided to get even so she cameltapped me.
cameltap by ChrisMakk February 10, 2008
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Cameltop 

(Verb, Noun)
Firstly, fly to Peru using the ticket with the shrubbery bush. Drive to Mancos, Peru and in apartment number 208, there is a box with the location of a gypsy tribe. Go to the address and obtain the gypsy named Frank. You must lure him with the shrubbery bush. Once the gypsy is close enough, corner him, knock him out and duct tape him, then throw him in the van. The gypsy will give you the location of the camel costume used to cameltop, and the location of where to do it in Egypt. Fly to Egypt, with the bitch. Go to the location and you find the camel costume, and the camel with three humps. The final part involves roofieing both the camel AND the girl, who should wear the camel costume, or else either one will become aware of what they are about to do. The camel will see the girl in the camel costume, and will proceed to mount the girl, and mate. Next drink the 5 gallons to simulate a camel, and DP the girl with the camel. Then fly back to your home, change your name because what you have done is illegal in 48 and 1/2 states and 147 countries, and punishable by death in Thailand and Indonesia.
You: yo man while cameltopping her last night I accidentally touched the camels balls.
Other guy: dude that's disgusting.
You: Keep it on the DL.
Cameltop by XCFL August 19, 2011

cameltail 

damn, his jeans are so tight you can see his cameltail
cameltail by ilikesk8tin January 16, 2008

camel tap 

when a girl takes her vagina and taps you with it on your forehead
After tea-bagging my girl she decided to get even so she camel tapped me.
camel tap by p denis September 3, 2005

Cameltail 

Addie-"dude you could see Adams penis in that picture"
Britton-"Holy fuck thats a small cameltail"
Jorge-Shitballs"
Cameltail by efctornado December 31, 2008

cameltail 

When a clear outline/bulge of a futanari's penis, erect or otherwise, can be seen from said futanari's pants/undergarments/skirt/etc.
Dude, I was fapping so hard to those cameltail pics on Gelbooru last night.
cameltail by herped_your_derp October 13, 2011

Cameltail 

An obvious and easy to point out boner.
Guy 1: I know you think that chick is hot.
Guy 2: How did you know, man?
Guy 1: I saw your Cameltail.
Cameltail by sospedecial June 7, 2017
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