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spitting camel 

To fuck someone in the ass, pull out, hock a lugie on the bunghole so they think you came, then when they turn around you unload on their face.
After I found out my girlfriend voted for Gore I gave her a spitting camel.
spitting camel by MONK!! December 18, 2003

The Spitting Camel 

A sex act that involves banging to near completion in a standing version of "doggystyle." Just prior to climax, the guy pulls out and repositions his dick between the lips of his lady friend's pussy (much like how a brat lays in a bun). As he cums, it appears as though her pussy lips-- or "Camel Toe" --is spitting; Hence, the "Spitting Camel." The lady may or may not wish to make camel noises as the act is occurring.
Dude 1: "Did you hear that Steve pulled 'The Spitting Camel' on his girlfriend? ...He even talked her into making some crazy camel sound when he came."

Dude 2: "I'm surprised he hasn't knocked someone up with that move..."

Dude 1: "I don't think his boys can swim."
The Spitting Camel by mopper January 11, 2011

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026