Definitions by MONK!!

spitting camel 

To fuck someone in the ass, pull out, hock a lugie on the bunghole so they think you came, then when they turn around you unload on their face.

After I found out my girlfriend voted for Gore I gave her a spitting camel.

spitting camel by MONK!! December 18, 2003

Monk-cicle 

to suck on the soiled tampons of a ghetto brothel.

The homeless man lived for 2 weeks off of monk-cicles and cockroaches.

Monk-cicle by MONK!! December 17, 2003

monk 

a person who is religously devoted to either a)God, or b)his girlfriend. Some consider it being whooped or being a pussy, but to each his own.

He is such a monk, and I dont even know why..she aint that good looking.

monk by MONK!! December 17, 2003