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To freeze up. To stop and stare off into space as though you left to another dimension for longer than an uncomfortable amount of time.
I came home early from work to find my three kids running around like a feral pack of cats as my wife Bidend in the corner, her eyes glazed over and the fridge door open.
by j5 July 12, 2024
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Jigglejolted awake by a twist in his already shocking dream, Thomas tried catching his breath as he silently mouthed the words to “God Bless America” in the style of Michael Bolton.
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Jigglejolted awake by a twist in his already shocking dream, Thomas tried catching his breath as he silently mouthed the words to “God Bless America” in the style of Michael Bolton.
by j5 May 29, 2013
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