Definitions by NinjaHouseCat

ate too many calzones

To be broken up with by one's spouse or significant other. The phrase is based on the very common phenomena where a wife will leave her husband if he eats too many calzones

"Have you heard about Dave? He's been sad and lonely ever since he ate too many calzones."

ate too many calzones by NinjaHouseCat November 3, 2021

Danger zone

When you’re stalking someone’s pictures on social media and accidentally go back to when he/she was underage.

Friend 1: Man, she looks a little weird in this picture...
Friend 2: Dude, that pic’s from 5 years ago! You’re in the danger zone!

Danger zone by NinjaHouseCat September 24, 2018