calto 

The cool abbreviated way to say california tortilla. Saying calto is much better than caltor which is for posers.

"Dude, you heading down to b-town for lunch"

"Yeah baby, gonna get me the classic steak burrito from calto"

"Word"

calto by Peter Schalch October 16, 2007

Caljorb 

The almighty god

You cannot anger Caljorb or you will live a life of suffering

Caljorb by Caljorb June 3, 2019

Bumbo Cactoni 

A minecraft cactus persona of the legendary Mumbo Jumbo built by iskall85, who isn't as legendary, but still pretty cool. But neither compare to Bumbo Cactoni's legenariness. But beware his evil brother, Bumbo Weirdonia, and his legion of weird fans...

No! Mumbo! You killed Bumbo Cactoni! NO! You frickin' idiot! What have you done?

Bumbo Cactoni by guymanperson September 23, 2017

calogram 

combination of "calorie" and "kilogram"

Banging your head on the wall for an hours does burn 150 calograms

calogram by mqximoffs February 23, 2022

Cab Calloway 

The inventor of swag

"Hi de hi de hi de hi"

-Cab Calloway

Cab Calloway by Whistle&flute October 13, 2013

calogero 

An Italian stallion that rides above rest. A loyal friend that'll take a bullet for ya in his chest. Don't try to duplicate cause he's the best.

Calogero is a bad ass mother fucker.

calogero by Seraphina Castellano December 11, 2016

Barney Calhoun 

The bad-ass security guard in Half Life 1 & 2. Barney Calhoun is the playable character in Half-Life: Blue Shift, and a major character in Half-Life 2 as well as Episode One. Michael Shapiro provided Barney's voice in the games of the Half-Life series. Scott Lynch, Valve Software's Chief Operating Officer, lent his face to the game for use in-game as Barney in Half-Life 2.

In Half-Life: Blue Shift, the playable Barney progresses through Black Mesa to escape the events of the resonance cascade, and is able to do so, in contrast to Gordon Freeman and Adrian Shephard, who are held in stasis. In Half-Life 2, Barney works as a mole for the Lambda Resistance in the Combine Civil Protection Forces. He provides the player information in the first chapter, leading him to Kleiner and Vance, and in the third chapter provides the player with his crowbar. The fact that Barney owes Gordon Freeman a beer is a running gag in the series.

Very stealthy. Name/word often used to describe a way of attacking an antagonist in a cool & stealthy way.

Barney Calhoun owes Gordon Freeman a beer.

Barney Calhoun owes ME a beer.

I Barney Calhouned that guy then I was declared hero in my city.

Barney Calhoun by I Love Mr PhD July 9, 2010