(Verb) To consume a minimal amount of an alcoholic beverage, esp. beer.
(Noun) An alcoholic beverage from which a minimal amount has been consumed.
(Noun) An alcoholic beverage from which a minimal amount has been consumed.
"Look at all these wounded soldiers -- who Calhouned the beers?"
"I found a lot of Calhouns lying around after the party."
"I found a lot of Calhouns lying around after the party."
by 36Mafia June 14, 2013
Get the Calhoun mug.(Noun, adjective): A disaster of huge proportions; anything that reeks of failure. An irksome situation.
(Verb, adverb): To cause spectacular misfortune. To ruin something beyond repair due to ignorance and/or ineptness.
Etymology: Southern United States, with roots primarily in Texas.
(Verb, adverb): To cause spectacular misfortune. To ruin something beyond repair due to ignorance and/or ineptness.
Etymology: Southern United States, with roots primarily in Texas.
He totally dropped the ball — singlehandedly calhouned the whole project.
Enron. What a calhoun that was.
I got calhoun'd on the way to work. it's my second speeding ticket this month.
Enron. What a calhoun that was.
I got calhoun'd on the way to work. it's my second speeding ticket this month.
by upfreak April 30, 2009
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Nathan: "We would've never won that battle if it weren't for Mitch."
Tommy: "Yeah, he is totally a Calhoun."
Tommy: "Yeah, he is totally a Calhoun."
by mufftruffle January 19, 2008
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Get the Calhoun mug.The fucking worst school ever with janitorial rapists, little bitches who want to fight you, and all of the terrible, but plentiful, your mom jokes. This school in buttfuck Texas, is the most shamed upon school, where all the police officers and parents are scared to go, which is why everyone takes the bus besides those poor fatfucks. Do not even mention this school to anyone or else you are the problem in today's society.
Timothy: Did you see that kid that went to Calhoun Middle School? That kid is probably a fucker just because he went there!
Billy Joe: He a hoe.
Billy Joe: He a hoe.
by Baskinmycoolness February 6, 2017
Get the Calhoun Middle School mug.A high school located in North Merrick. All the kids in South Merrick wish they could go there but instead get stuck at Kennedy High School in Bellmore. Has a great performing arts program and sports program. Usually kids on sports, clubs, and On Tour are really nice. Everyone else is an asswhole. Calhoun is filled with some really nice kids, then there are those losers who smoke weed around all day and party all night. They will go to Nassau Community College and do absolutely nothing with their lives.
Calhoun High School Kid 1:You going to Brookside tonight?
Calhoun High School Kid 2: Yeah were gonna look like total alcoholics
The next morning...
Calhoun High School Kid 2:I drank 27 beers last night
Calhoun High School Kid 1: No you didn't dipshit, you'd be in ICU then
Calhoun High School Kid 2:Oh well I guess I just make shit up to make me sound cool
Calhoun High School Kid 2: Yeah were gonna look like total alcoholics
The next morning...
Calhoun High School Kid 2:I drank 27 beers last night
Calhoun High School Kid 1: No you didn't dipshit, you'd be in ICU then
Calhoun High School Kid 2:Oh well I guess I just make shit up to make me sound cool
by iloveguys May 3, 2009
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Kid 1:“yo did you hear about Jeff he goes to Calhoun Highschool”
Kid 2: “holy shit i feel so bad...”
Kid 2: “holy shit i feel so bad...”
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