cals

calories

Wow, did you see how many cals are in this soda?

by tpabay January 22, 2010

cals

a short definition for calories

this banana is 134 cals

by plantnayeonn June 10, 2022

Cals

Short for calories, mostly used by those who suffer from Eating Disorders.

June: Hey Julie, wanna go out for some McDonald’s with me?

Julie, in her head: Ew… that’s way too much Cals. Why would she ever ask me that?

by filmfemale September 24, 2022

cals dick

biggest thing in the world

omfg did you see cals dick that thing is huge

by CalTheTroll July 9, 2017

calsag

A very disgusting cargo channel in the south side of Chicago. Normally used to refer to a woman's va-jay-jay if it isn't necessarily the cleanest

Damn bro, I tried to pipe her but I never thought that she woulda had a calsag. Shit was awful, had her walk home after that.

by Untracker October 28, 2020

Calsey

One of the best duels players ever. Calsey is a hot male, usually surrounded by a large group of egirls, just waiting to hop on his dick. Some people consider him to be a classic duels god.
There isn't much known about his real life, but there are rumors of him being a strong, tall white man. He recently turned 18.

-Holy shit, have ever fought Calsey? He fucking clapped me
-Yeah bro he is insane

by SamnyGreen April 7, 2021

Calskeys

A Jewish priest that rapes members of his local community and often hires hookers to rape then murder.

bro Debby got raped by Calskeys.

by African boy123 November 27, 2018