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cals
cals by plantnayeonn June 10, 2022
Cals
June: Hey Julie, wanna go out for some McDonald’s with me?
Julie, in her head: Ew… that’s way too much Cals. Why would she ever ask me that?
Julie, in her head: Ew… that’s way too much Cals. Why would she ever ask me that?
Cals by filmfemale September 24, 2022
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cals dick by CalTheTroll July 9, 2017
Calsey
One of the best duels players ever. Calsey is a hot male, usually surrounded by a large group of egirls, just waiting to hop on his dick. Some people consider him to be a classic duels god.
There isn't much known about his real life, but there are rumors of him being a strong, tall white man. He recently turned 18.
There isn't much known about his real life, but there are rumors of him being a strong, tall white man. He recently turned 18.
Calsey by SamnyGreen April 7, 2021
Calskeys
A Jewish priest that rapes members of his local community and often hires hookers to rape then murder.
Calskeys by African boy123 November 27, 2018
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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