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Caller ID 

While having sex with a girl, call her cell phone and when she goes to get it start to masturbate behind her. When she gets to her phone, she'll see its you, look behind her and then you blast her in the face.
"Jenny couldn't believe it when she saw the Caller ID, the look on her face was priceless"
Caller ID by The Bees January 29, 2005

caller-id tag 

The process of calling somone via phone, not reaching them, and, rather than leaving leaving an essentially content-free voicemail message, simply allowing the caller-id feature of the reciever's phone to inform them that you've called. Like phone tag but without burdening the receiver with the hassle of listening to a voicemail message that says "Hi, I called." The process can be repeated indefinitely until the two parties finally reach each other. Process can be foiled if caller-id feature is not available due to poor cell phone signal, phone being off or other service disruptions.
Keith and I have been trying to catch-up over the last week but keep missing each other and end up just playing caller-id tag.
caller-id tag by Omar Wasow October 2, 2005

Caller ID Blocker 

a person so paranoid about revealing their information or identity or being phone screened that they block their caller id so you are almost forced into taking their phone call or ignoring their phone call. Either that or youre getting a call from a bill collector!
Uncle Carmine: Omg Barbie Q, can you believe baby girl is calling me on the otherline blocking her caller-id, like im not going to know its her?

Barbie Q: yeah, she's such a caller ID blocker, i hate when she does that to me, so i igonore her calls anyway, then she wonders why we dont talk!

Uncle Carmine: she's such a diva, shes paranoid!

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