calitra

Almost an Urban Myth, good and bad. Their is absolutely no one like her. Genius, extremely talented, African American woman. Her heart has been broken before, but she doesn't give up her love. Family oriented, In love with fashion, Could do something with Music in her life. Very independent, but loves receiving gifts. Very understanding and easy to talk to, but if you bite at her she will bite back! Everyone loves her, Beautiful mind, body and soul. Would be perfect soulmate for guys nicknamed "Carro".

You just can not hate Calitra.

by eshtonia July 9, 2017

Caltrain Simp

A simp for Caltrain, usually pretty stupid.

Metra Person: Fuck Caltrain Simps!

Some other train person: I agree with this statement.

by Caltrain Sucks February 23, 2021

Calibrations

Either an activity that must be done constantly, or something you bring up when you want to subtly tell someone to go fuck themselves.

Shepard: "Hey Garrus, got a minute?"
Garrus: "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

by the goat daemon July 10, 2010

Caltrain

Some jackass railroad in the San Francisco area that some railfans mega simp for. In fact, the railroad doesn't even simp as much for itself.

Example
Caltrain Simps line up at the station to foam for F40PH-2CAT 914.

by JulianRailroad October 14, 2021

calibrate

phrase a criticism in a way that keeps you out of trouble

President Obama wishes he had "calibrated" his criticism of the Cambridge Police Department, so that he hadn't come under so much heat for the way he phrased it originally.

by MalibuGA July 27, 2009

Calitrocity

A Calitrocity is a unique person from Southern California. They like pizza and playing Counter Strike: Global Offensive. They are cool and enjoy watching Garfield by themself.

"Yo I found a Calitrocity on the internet the other day, I heard he's a cool person"

by Untalented14YearOld July 7, 2019

calibration

1. The proccess of data acquisition (obtained by comparison against standards) able to anticipate the behavior of someting.
2. The data so obtained.
3. The final report or documentation showing such data.
4. The stage in which someting is regarding the level of its calibration knoledge.

Adjustment is not calibration. When we adjust something we change its behavior (usually to move it closer to standards aiming a better performance); when we calibrate we just understand its behavior so that we can compensate or even adjust it.

by Arturo Cortijo March 11, 2008