califucked 

Califucked (verb) - When one person thinks their first world problem is more important than the other persons first world problem. Specific to people in California.

“Jane totally califucked me today when I was complaining about my tacos”

califucked by Ibekels October 6, 2018

Califuckinfornian 

A derogatory remark used when seeing a Californian living or driving in the Northwest.

There are too many Califuckinfornian's in Washington who can't drive. God dam Califuckinfornian!

Califuckinfornian by Bosnian Child December 18, 2012

carfucked 

when you car keeps breaking down on you and you keep investing money in trying to fix it

Dude, you are so carfucked!

carfucked by Molly Stong January 9, 2010

Califuckinfornia

1. In the liner notes of Jimmy Buffett's new CD ("Buffet Hotel") Jimmy explains the stories behind each song on the disc. For the number "Surfing In A Hurricane" he describes his early career on the Alabama shore yet having a strong desire of playing in California - "the Mecca of songwriters and surf culture." He compares the Alabama surf waves to the bigger ones in "Califuckinfornia".

2. you can also use the term to express amazement and delight for the State of Cali.

1. My last year in the military was spent in various commands in Northern California. I've been in San Francisco, Sausalito, Mount Tamalpais, Napa Valley, Monterey, Sacromento, Alcatraz and other exciting places. Califuckinfornia is a state everyone should go visit. I love it.

2. Huey Lewis and the News, Green Day, the Tubes, Tommy Tutone, the Grateful Dead, the Doobie Brothers, the Eagles, Van Halen, NWA, Ratt,the Beach Boys, Hiroshima, Dead Kennedys and many more important music acts come from Califuckinfornia, dude! That's where's it's at.

Califuckinfornia by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 29, 2009

Califuck 

A person from California who moves to cities in other US states to make it unaffordable to residents living there.
The devilspawn of the beach bro and Valley Girl in a midlife crisis, Califucks will never be satisfied with their house and infest other places just to snatch up a new house. They rarely move to rural towns with a shrinking population where housing would be cheaper than their urban destination, rarely live in multi-housing, would rather die than live in a Republican state, ignorant of local culture, almost outnumber local team’s fans when a Cali team plays an away game, is underprepared for extreme weather and temperatures, will get mad if you say "Cali", and live in close proximity to fast food and organic grocers at the same time.
Califucks are diverse in appearance and beliefs; and they all stick out like a sore thumb.
Liberal Califucks chase jobs and/or invade their college alma mater, complain about traffic while driving a hybrid and never use bus or bicycle, stay in an urban bubble to avoid country hicks outside the city, are woke and gentrifiers.
Conservative Califucks tastelessly compare themselves to refugees but persecuted by liberals, are pissy they can't buy a mansion and gas guzzler with their income, want a McMansion in a red state, and complain about the liberal Califucks following them.
The most you can do is pray for the swarm to move on to the next state, swat a few of them in vain, and rebuild from what's left.

That dingbat just cut off 3 lanes of traffic to get In-n-Out, what a Califuck.

Califuck by Rubin82 January 14, 2022

Califucktard 

Yuppi type who goes out and buys a BMW, Mercedes, Lexus etc. in hopes it will overcome their sexual inadequacy.

Dude who believes because he has a crotch rocket that he can ride like a pro. (Usually ends up a snail trail on the pavement)

Low performance driver in a high performance car.

That white Camaro is driven by a Califucktard.

Califucktard by Ken Gman March 6, 2008

Hotel Califuckinfornia 

The Acoustic Rendition of The Eagles' Hotel California as performed by The Eagles on the Hell Freezes Over DVD.

Steve, play Hotel Califuckinfornia!!

Hotel Califuckinfornia by DJu from Cocagne June 28, 2007