Califucktard 

Yuppi type who goes out and buys a BMW, Mercedes, Lexus etc. in hopes it will overcome their sexual inadequacy.

Dude who believes because he has a crotch rocket that he can ride like a pro. (Usually ends up a snail trail on the pavement)

Low performance driver in a high performance car.

That white Camaro is driven by a Califucktard.

Califucktard by Ken Gman March 6, 2008

CarlFuckTard 

A Carlroach who fights for custody of his 14 year old daughter and admits in court that he knowingly allows her to be alone with a registered sex offender who was convicted of raping a 13/14 year old girl. This type of Carlroach shows no remorse and will fight for for the bad guys because he's defensive of his own actions. He's stupid and neglectful but he'll never admit he's wrong.

This came from an actual Vermont supreme Court case where the dad (named Carl) admitted in court to leaving his daughter in the presence of a registered sex offender numerous times and then insisted that he personally vetted the guy to determine that the dude was cool before dumping his daughter off with the rapist.

Now, this Carlroach is famous among the registered offenders and rapists as well as the good guys who are trying to protect their daughters from the rapists and Carlfucktards out there

"why on earth is he appealing this case? It's just going expose his conduct. It doesn't make sense."
"Because he's a CarlFuckTard."

CarlFuckTard by Alleged-Leigh July 9, 2025