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Yuppi type who goes out and buys a BMW, Mercedes, Lexus etc. in hopes it will overcome their sexual inadequacy.

Dude who believes because he has a crotch rocket that he can ride like a pro. (Usually ends up a snail trail on the pavement)

Low performance driver in a high performance car.
That white Camaro is driven by a Califucktard.
by Ken Gman March 05, 2008
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