carfucked

when you car keeps breaking down on you and you keep investing money in trying to fix it

Dude, you are so carfucked!

by Molly Stong January 9, 2010

Crucked It

Successfully fulfilling munchie needs

"I was so hungry earlier, but i crucked it"

by yanshbenck December 9, 2018

Confucked

To conform, but in the end, not benefiting at all, and instead getting screwed over. Hence the term, confucked.

The government wants you to conform by paying your taxes, going to work or school everyday, and buying health insurance, but in reality, you're getting confucked.

by catfood69 May 11, 2016

Carfuck

A clusterfuck of cars.. like when the traffic light turns red and there are 8 cars in the intersection, then the other light turns green so there are another set of cars trying to get into the intersection as well. Can also occur when an accident happens and a pile-up of cars in the accident and otherwise stop traffic, causing a Carfuck.

Oh man, we're trying to turn left but there's a huge Carfuck blocking our way!

by Stizlikethis September 14, 2009

Cunfucked

To be confused as fuck.

Guy:I just ate some shrooms,and I'm cunfucked.
Girl:Wtf??

by SlipknotKid01 January 24, 2011

Catfucker

worse than just a "fucker," but more petty than a "motherfucker"

Did you see Bill O'Reilly's show last night?

No, I shun that catfucker.

by The Spambulgler May 28, 2009

confucked

when you’re fucking confused and barely know what your life is anymore

i’m so confucked right now honestly

by okden April 11, 2020