A series of fighting games produced by Namco. Well known for its strategic battles, numerous amounts of weapons, and the fact that the female characters' outfits get smaller and breasts get bigger in every installment.
Eric: Man, Ivy's gonna be nude in Soul Calibur V.
Joe: Isn't her main weapon a whip?
Eric: Yeah, why?
Joe: Kinky.
Joe: Isn't her main weapon a whip?
Eric: Yeah, why?
Joe: Kinky.
by Ninja of the Bong March 27, 2008
an awesome game that, in my opinion, is pretty damn good. Virtua fighter is cool too. And virtua fighter was here first. But soul calibur 2 is better than the first one.
by SPORK September 6, 2003
by Brandon M July 4, 2005
A Sweet game originally on the Dreamcast, with the sequel comming out for the Xbox, PS2, and Gamecube, each version with its own charactor. With a fighting system more dynamic than DOAs, and more akkin to Virtua Fighter than Tekken, Soul Calibur I and II are both supremley kick-ass, and sweet.
by Muldowney May 6, 2005
A video game that is like Soul Calibur, but instead of crazy japanese badnass ninja guys (including yoda), this game features warriors of the homeless variety.
Characters:
Martha the cat lady: a lust for feline love borders on the psychotic, but don't tell her that, those pussies have claws. Weapon: cats (1/5 chance of rabies)
Lonely Jim: he's quite lonely, that's why he has a large hatchet. Weapon: hatchet
Mike: driven broke by bad investments, and by never having money in the first place, mike turned to drugs. Weapon: bath salts (1/5 chance to OD)
Yoda: you can't tell me this guy isn't homeless, i mean... look at him. Weapon: lightsaber
Bjord: after he won world's greatest beard, he gambled away his fame and fortune. Weapon: miscellaneous items drawn from his beard.
Join these beloved characters and more in the epic new game Homeless Calibur, where the objective of the game is to get the legendary sock full of shit, which has been said is the key to taking down the government and finally liberating the oppressive nature of the system we have all been condemned to.
Characters:
Martha the cat lady: a lust for feline love borders on the psychotic, but don't tell her that, those pussies have claws. Weapon: cats (1/5 chance of rabies)
Lonely Jim: he's quite lonely, that's why he has a large hatchet. Weapon: hatchet
Mike: driven broke by bad investments, and by never having money in the first place, mike turned to drugs. Weapon: bath salts (1/5 chance to OD)
Yoda: you can't tell me this guy isn't homeless, i mean... look at him. Weapon: lightsaber
Bjord: after he won world's greatest beard, he gambled away his fame and fortune. Weapon: miscellaneous items drawn from his beard.
Join these beloved characters and more in the epic new game Homeless Calibur, where the objective of the game is to get the legendary sock full of shit, which has been said is the key to taking down the government and finally liberating the oppressive nature of the system we have all been condemned to.
Jesus Christ, Homeless Calibur is so goddamn politically incorrect.
Where the fuck is that sock full of shit, Martha keeps raping me with her fucking cats, what a cunt!
Where the fuck is that sock full of shit, Martha keeps raping me with her fucking cats, what a cunt!
by JayBaby June 18, 2013
A Fighting Game From Namco, this is all about swinging your sword (Not your dick) from left to right, up and down, side to side and whatever it was. It has so many characters, some of them are mimicking other characters, others were badass, and some are jackass, some has small boobs like Talim to Big Boobs like Ivy Valentine. Some are straight guys to weird ones like Voldo, there were also some awesome guest characters like Link from The Legend of Zelda to Ezio Auditore from Assassin's Creed. And you need to try that out! Best to start the franchise is the PS2 or the HD version of Soulcalibur 2 to Soulcalibur 4.
by Dante Must Die Mode May 10, 2015
by BigDick January 29, 2004