SPORK's definitions

Vashti

Vashti - Proper Noun.

1.) Crazy Lady at Amy Biehl High School.

2.) To be forgetful or absent-minded; To "pull a Vashti"

"Where did I place my keys? Oh dear, I've pulled a Vashti."

by Spork May 3, 2004

magic mushroom

A mushroom commonly found in flat, square boxes labelled with a question mark. There are three varieties. A red one which will double your height, a green one which will revive you when you die then disappear, and a purple one which is poisonous.

Had I not grabbed the Magic Mushroom, I would not have made it to world 8.

by Spork August 27, 2003

HyperHacker

A ROM hacker who actually knows wtf he's talking about.

HyperHacker > j00,

by Spork August 27, 2003

Chamorro

Someone from Guam.

'Yo, Guamolian, you're Guamish, right?'
'No, Chamorro, idoit.'

by Spork April 6, 2004

Windows ME

See shit.

The cat took a Windows ME on the floor.

by Spork August 29, 2003

virus

my bad. I'm not a doctor. Yeah. Anyhow, e.coli isn't a virus, but you can get it from eating really really old hamburgers. No need to freak out about it.

E.coli is not a virus. I was wrong. I deserve to die a horrible death.

by SPORK October 3, 2003

0-ram

0-RAM: Interjection similar to many others, can be used in a variety of ways.

Verb: You got 0-RAMmed.
Noun: 0-RAM!!!

by Spork March 27, 2004