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spork

And on the 8th day, God decided that Adam and Eve needed a multipurpose silverware item. Thus, the spork, a combination of the prongede wrath of the fork and the carrying capacity of the spoon. Sporks are thought to be the most holiest of silverware. They are the only ones possible of freeing us from the evil clutches of the finger foods. There only weakness is that they can't stay outside after 12:00 on the night of the summer solstice.

Spork, God's true gift to men.

by Spork April 16, 2005

Kirby Dude

A user fairly unknown on the Gamefaqs board Life The Universe and Everything, or LUE, and LUElinks. With the creation of upLUEd, a website for the LUEsers to share their favorite downloads, he gained fame for uploading massive amounts of music, including the entire Pink Floyd discography, Dream Theatre and Frank Zappa discography. These caused him to come out of the shadows on relative unknownity. Sadly, upLUEd was taken down due to the IRAA and his music fame faded. He still posts very frequently on LUElinks and has garnered much love from the users.

Kirby Dude, the LL music guru.

by Spork April 29, 2005

Vashti

Vashti - Proper Noun.

1.) Crazy Lady at Amy Biehl High School.

2.) To be forgetful or absent-minded; To "pull a Vashti"

"Where did I place my keys? Oh dear, I've pulled a Vashti."

by Spork May 3, 2004

Slendiferous craig

A little known term that denotes "the coolest of the cool"

Dude! That 70 yard run was splendiferous craig!

by Spork February 27, 2004

clique

Your hood, ya know the clique.

Everything's quiet in the clique.

by Spork March 27, 2004

0-ram

0-RAM: Interjection similar to many others, can be used in a variety of ways.

Verb: You got 0-RAMmed.
Noun: 0-RAM!!!

by Spork March 27, 2004

Chamorro

Someone from Guam.

'Yo, Guamolian, you're Guamish, right?'
'No, Chamorro, idoit.'

by Spork April 6, 2004