SPORK's definitions

tifa

The computer generated image that wapanese people jerk off too. That's right, computer generated.

The fucking wapanese bastard failed grade 9 because he spent 20 hours a day beating off while staring at tifa.

by SPORK September 18, 2003

Vashti

Vashti - Proper Noun.

1.) Crazy Lady at Amy Biehl High School.

2.) To be forgetful or absent-minded; To "pull a Vashti"

"Where did I place my keys? Oh dear, I've pulled a Vashti."

by Spork May 3, 2004

sub-retardation

below the normal level of retardation

billy bob joe has been recently diagnosed with sub-retardation

by spork January 30, 2003

upedad

a skottish muffin that goes by the name willie.

I ate a upedad for snack time in my little daycare

by spork August 14, 2003

teh

a retarded way to say "the" usually used by "1337 h4x0r"s on chat rooms.

"I am teh 1337est" said the 1337 h4x0r.

by SPORK October 27, 2003

Sonic

1) A hippie hedgehog who saves animals, destroys the evil robots that captured them, and cleans up litter such as dropped golden rings and emeralds while running at speeds in excess of 500 MPH.
2) A series of video games with the sweetest music evar.

Sonic blazed past me collecting rings and blasting kickass music.

by Spork August 27, 2003

clique

Your hood, ya know the clique.

Everything's quiet in the clique.

by Spork March 27, 2004