calahan

A really cool person. Usually blonde. Loved by everyone. Has big feet. Super funny. Makes all people super jelous because he gets all the ladies. Most of the times super cute.

Geez look at calahan go, steeling another girl.

by The true celebrated April 19, 2017

Calahan Skogman

An amazing actor, known for playing Matthias Helvar on Shadow and Bone Netflix (go stream it besties). He's also a beautiful writer, so you just know he's a walking talking green flag

“I saw Calahan Skogman's writing video, and he is so talented!!"

“I KNOW RIGHT??!”

by suvarnarxpa November 26, 2021

Calamansi cupcake

When a guy finishes on a sourdough pussy and goes down on her.

Batura loves to perform a Calamansi cupcake when he can

by Ari Robyn October 16, 2022

Calamansi cupcake

When you finish on a sourdough pussy and go down on her.

Batura gave me a calamansi cupcake liao leh

by Ari Robyn October 16, 2022

Callahan Theory

The Callahan Theory is performed when a person completes all of his/her homework on the absolute last day of the semester. No homework is done through out the course until the last day. Then, he/she hands all of it in to the teacher all at once. To complete the theory, you must still achieve a 3.5 GPA.

Matt - "Hey Pat, have you done your homework tonight?"
Pat - "No, we're only two weeks into the course, I follow the Callahan Theory."
Matt - "What's that?"
Pat - "It's when I do all of my homework on the last day of the semester, and still get an A!"

by MickWhop July 23, 2012

A Callahan

When you screw over your soldiers or employees because you can't get over your own bitterness. Applies to all people who revel in ruining the lives of others because of their own whimsical opinions. Common symptoms of "A Callahan" include Napoleon Complex, little dick syndrome, and others.

"Dude, my boss won't let me take vacation for my honeymoon. He's pulling a Callahan on me."
"I literally had COVID but my professor won't let me make up the exam. What a Callahan."

by psyfloperator November 18, 2020

The Callahan Baja Blast

The Baja Blast is when a man finishes in a woman’s mouth, she holds it in her mouth and drives her to Taco Bell. Where he buys her a Baja blast, she spits the semen into said Baja blast and continues to drink it all day.

Dude last night me and Christina did the Callahan Baja Blast.

by Superlitdood69 January 27, 2023