cal lu 

a small, private university located in the extremely exciting town of thousand oaks. in fact, it's so exciting that everyone leaves on the weekends.

i may dis cal lu, but i still <3 it.

cal lu by just me <3 October 13, 2005

Cal Luck 

n. The overwhelming tendency to get screwed over in every non-vital yet meaningful aspect of life. Cal Luck exists solely to contradict and mock those who have it.

If you would have gotten laid were it not for an unrelated and seemingly trivial event, you have Cal Luck.

If you successfully coax someone into taking the bad end of a lopsided bet and lose anyways, you have Cal Luck.

If you win coin flips but only when they are not important, you have Cal Luck.

If you get hit by an RV, you do not have Cal Luck....you are dead.

If a hurricane destroys your home, you do not have Cal Luck...you probably deserved it.

If you make a bet with a hot girl about a coin flip, heads she hooks up with you, tails you hook up with her, and you win, but an ensuing hurricane destroys her RV, crushing her to death in the process, you definitely have Cal Luck.

Cal Luck by The Afflicted July 30, 2008

Cal Luck 

n. The overwhelming tendency to get screwed over in every non-vital yet meaningful aspect of life. Cal Luck exists solely to contradict and mock those who have it.

If you would have gotten laid were it not for an unrelated and seemingly trivial event, you have Cal Luck.

If you successfully coax someone into taking the bad end of a lopsided bet and lose anyways, you have Cal Luck.

If you win coin flips but only when they are not important, you have Cal Luck.

If you get hit by an RV, you do not have Cal Luck....you are dead.

If a hurricane destroys your home, you do not have Cal Luck...you probably deserved it.

If you make a bet with a hot girl about a coin flip, heads she hooks up with you, tails you hook up with her, and you win, but an ensuing hurricane destroys her RV, crushing her to death in the process, you definitely have Cal Luck.

Cal Luck by the afflicted July 24, 2008

Cal Poly San Luis Obispo 

the greatest school ever, will kick your schools ass at anything (except football), has a farmers market downtown, had the coolest yosemite tower four floor two group ever in 06-07, known for its diverse white people haha, great parties, hot soccer men, find you best friend in a roomate, and the greatest experience you will ever have

roomie 1: Rooms, where is the greatest place on earth?

roomie 2: Duh, Cal Poly San Luis Obispo!!!

Cal Poly San Luis Obispo by Miahammjr July 4, 2008

Cal Poly San Luis Obispo 

Cal State School in the middle of nowhere filled with a bunch of pretentious losers that didn't get into UC Berkeley. Is also the Alma Mater of Scott Peterson; convicted murderer currently on death row for Killing his pregnant wife.

Douche 1: Dam man I didn't get into Berkeley

Guy 1: Sucks, so where are you going to study ancient medieval literature now?

Duche 1: Guess I'll go to Cal Poly San Luis Obispo.

Guy 1: yes! I got into Cal Poly SLO!

Guy 2: Didn't that crazy asshole Scott Peterson go there??

Guy 1: Oh yea huh? Guess I better just go to Cal State LA or San Diego State.

Cal Poly San Luis Obispo by timeisfiction August 31, 2010

Callum Machan 

AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.

"OMG, IS THAT A CALLUM MACHAN?"
"No, he's not a cutie patootie like a real Callum!"

Callum Machan by MRNEWELL March 19, 2019

Callux 

Pussydestroyer

Did you see Callux he railed your mum

Callux by Puss muncher69 December 24, 2020