the idiotic ramblings of a twelve-year-old boy, sparked when the aforementioned girl asked him for the time at the bus stop. He then spends the next three weeks glancing at her and following her around before abandoning saidcrush when he sees a tabloid photo of Maria Sharapova.
A guy who has fat ass ego. The kind who's found catcalling and acting as if he's loaded with a barrel of godalicious genes. A freak, who thinks with his dick.
Simply, a fucker with an inflated sense of ego, has no regard for women.
John : Oooooh look at thotty o'er there
Marshall : Catcock STFU. She's my gf.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.