catcock 

See also: Fuckwit

catcock by Rockerdon April 9, 2003

Catcock 

A guy who has fat ass ego. The kind who's found catcalling and acting as if he's loaded with a barrel of godalicious genes. A freak, who thinks with his dick.

Simply, a fucker with an inflated sense of ego, has no regard for women.

John : Oooooh look at thotty o'er there
Marshall : Catcock STFU. She's my gf.

Catcock by Y'allgood? December 6, 2018

catlock 

Verb. A phenomenon that occurs when a housecat decides to sit on or next to a human being, thus immobilizing them out of reluctance to move the soft warm animal from their person.

"I was going to do laundry before Mittens decided to jump in my lap and catlock me."

catlock by Erin Jordan June 14, 2008

catlock 

Verb. A phenomenon that occurs when a housecat decides to sit on or next to a human being, thus immobilizing them out of reluctance to move the soft warm animal from their person.

"I was going to do laundry before Mittens decided to jump in my lap and catlock me."

catlock by Erin Jordan April 5, 2008

Catlock 

When a cat decides to sit on a person's lap, "locking" the person to their seat and hindering that person from moving about to complete chores or errands.
It is virtually impossible to escape or undo the catlock without being a complete asshole to the cat, so the person is usually forced to remain stationary for a long while. The only polite way to remove a catlock is to wait for it to remove itself.

Harold, can you go take out the garbage?"
"Sorry, Hon, but old Tiger just decided to catlock me. Looks like you're gonnahave to go do it."
"Oh, Harold."

"Brad, can you go do the dishes?"
"Sorry, Babe, but old Max just decided to catlock me. Looks like you're gonnahave to go do it."
"Really, Brad...?"

"Rick, can you go get the door?"
"Sorry, Dear, but old Fluffy just decided to catlock me. Looks like you're gonnahave to go do it."
"Goddamnit, Rick."

"Andrew, can you go clean Snowball's litter box?"
"..."
"ANDREW?"
"Fine, fine. The ONE time I need a catlock..."

Catlock by Jon B-C January 25, 2014

cacockphany 

when you look back on your life... and it's just all dicks.

"My life has been one resounding cacockphany."

cacockphany by securityinfinity February 26, 2017

Carcock 

Commonly known as “Carlos” this nick name was given to him by the young COCK god Luis Lemus.

“Do you know where carlos is?” “I don’t know who that is, do you mean Carcock?”

Carcock by YoungCockGod March 3, 2019