Definitions by LudwigVam

clitcock 

An excessively large clitoris or excessively small penis.

I can't tell if it's a clit or a cock. So I'll call it a clitcock.

clitcock by LudwigVam January 3, 2004

Hicksville 

A town or small city lacking in culture and intellectualism. Can be found in any state in the USA and many countries, except those tiny states which are completely urbanized. Also known as East Bumblefuck, Bumfuck Egypt, Sticksville, Shitsville, Boondocks, Redneckville etc.

I grew up in Hicksville, Texas.

Hicksville by LudwigVam January 3, 2004