Clitcock

Name: Clitcock Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

When a women's clitoris is so huge and dangly that it resembles a penis.

Yo man, I got in Brenda's pants last night as she's got a gnarly clitcock.

Clitcock by PapaDon1237 October 10, 2009

Get the Clitcock mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

clitcock

An excessively large clitoris or excessively small penis.

I can't tell if it's a clit or a cock. So I'll call it a clitcock.

clitcock by LudwigVam January 3, 2004

Get the clitcock mug.

Related Words

clitcock • clit/cock • clitrock • caitcock • clipcock • clitock • clit cookie • clit clock • clit locket • Clit-Rocket

clitcookie

a vagina with a cookie , or other sort of pastry on it.

Last night after supper I had two desserts in one. A clitcookie.

clitcookie by Tay-Kat March 2, 2008

Get the clitcookie mug.

clitrock

A rock band with a female lead singer.

I think theSTART is my favorite clitrock band.

clitrock by Anna Ng June 23, 2006

Get the clitrock mug.

clit/cock

a very large clit that will puke when played with

As i stimulated her clit/cock, it puked on my hand.

clit/cock by gatordick July 3, 2023

Get the clit/cock mug.

caitcock

The absolute god of all creatures. Sometimes referred to as “caitcock the great” owns all fields in Pakistan.

They are the coolest person ever they are such a caitcock

caitcock by Ballistic exercise all November 17, 2021

Get the caitcock mug.

clitrock

(n): music for lesbians that like to rawk. See Melissa Etheridge.

"I wonder when Columbia House is going to add clitrock to their selections?"

clitrock by Scott M May 10, 2005

Get the clitrock mug.

kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

Get the kinktober mug.

proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

Word of the Day on October 29, 2026

Get the proper lad mug.

sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

Word of the Day on October 28, 2026

Get the sexspan mug.

womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

Word of the Day on October 27, 2026

Get the womp mug.

Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Get the Poggers mug.