caffers 

A disgusting, blob-like creature that is formed from pure, concentrated cancer.

It's mating call resembles the sound of someone puking.

Jaypurs, that caffers is really fucking disgusting.

caffers by Agnew March 23, 2005

caffers 

Caffers is a term of biblical origin used to characterize certain sexual acts that have been attributed to citizens of ancient Cafferton. In the Middle Ages, the terms "Caffers" and "McCaffrey" were defined as homosexual practices. It may also include sexual acts except for coital sex between a male and female closely related by blood. Therefore the range includes everything from oral sex to masturbation to paraphilia. It is sometimes used to describe human-animal sexual intercourse (also known as bejamesty, fatboyphilia); this is the primary meaning of the cognate German language word Caffers. Caffers laws forbidding certain types of sex acts have been instituted in many cultures.

I can't poo properly anymore since I experienced Caffers.

caffers by Aaron S. April 25, 2007

bru bru caffers 

the place where you go to eat turkey sandwiches and sun chips and smoothies at UCLA. also, the name of a song in a soon to be made musical about the dining services at ucla.

meet me at bru bru caffers!

or

bru bru caffers is for lovers.

bru bru caffers by bruin subz r gross July 28, 2008

caffercise 

exercising with the aid of caffeine

he has gone to caffercise

caffercise by jnsani January 6, 2020

caffercise 

hating to exercise, but loving it with caffeine -induced energy

my son loves to caffercise in the mornings

caffercise by jnsani January 8, 2020

Caffer 

Often said by racist white South African males towards black South African Males.

Often considered to be one of the most offensive of insults.

Think of it as a more offensive word than calling someone a Nigger.

You fucking caffer.

I will kill that fucking caffer if he puts his black hands on my fucking sister again.

Caffer by JohnCarr September 9, 2006

Neal Caffery

An extremely hot, very charismatic, intelligent, humorous, and mindful individual. Seen in the show “White Collar”, and neither his character nor his actor ever fail to amaze or deceive your thoughts. Always managing to prevail in wonders unbeknownst to you, he never seems to let you down. Occasionally acts like a very large child, however, this is in the best possible way and causes one to have tremendous surges of affection for him. It’s fucking adorable.

Dana: OH MY GOD! Did you see that? Neal Caffery is so FUCKING GREAT!
Stacy: I KNOW RIGHT! HOW THE HELL DOES HE ALWAYS MANAGE TO MAKE ME SUPRISED? Ugh, if only he wasn’t married and had children...
Alex: Shut the fuck up Stacy, you rancid hoe.
Stacy: You’ve had THREE little toys in the last hour Alex, shut up.
Dana: *trying to walk out of the room slowly to avoid death*
Alex: OH BITCH DON’T YOU-

Etc.

Neal Caffery by AggressivePizza March 28, 2018