Cafferkey 

Scadinavian noun for a vagina.

Greg “hey Derek you got a penis?”

Derek “nah I have a Cafferkey”

Cafferkey by Castiel02 May 8, 2018

michael caffrey 

in billy elliot the movie and musical michael is billys best friend who is a closet homosexual and also has a crush on billy. after a christmas party michael warms billys hands and kisses him on the cheek. after billy gives him a tutu as michael is also a cross dresser who likes to secretly put on his sisters clothes and makeup when nobody is home. michael is shy and is often picked on for is alcoholic dad.

billy-what are ya doin?
michael-nothin just warmin your hands
billy- your not a poof are you?
michael- what gave ya that impression?
billy arnt my hands cold?
michael-i quite like it
*leans over and kisses billy
billy-just cause i like ballet dosent meen im a poof, ya know
michael- y-you wont tell anyone right?
michael caffrey and billy elliot

michael caffrey by codiiiii August 24, 2010

Caffrey Cup 

While playing 10 cup beer pong, the Caffrey Cup is the cup in the exact middle of the rack. It came about in late 2007 when a young beer pong talent by the name of Sean Caffrey had a tendancy to hit the middle cup every first shot.

Some also say the sinking of the Caffrey cup on the first shot is the premonition of a guarenteed win, but that is debatable

--Dude, you hit the Caffrey cup every fuckin time.
--That's why they named it after me man.

Caffrey Cup by Anonymous-Plattsburgh, NY March 4, 2008

Neal Caffery

An extremely hot, very charismatic, intelligent, humorous, and mindful individual. Seen in the show “White Collar”, and neither his character nor his actor ever fail to amaze or deceive your thoughts. Always managing to prevail in wonders unbeknownst to you, he never seems to let you down. Occasionally acts like a very large child, however, this is in the best possible way and causes one to have tremendous surges of affection for him. It’s fucking adorable.

Dana: OH MY GOD! Did you see that? Neal Caffery is so FUCKING GREAT!
Stacy: I KNOW RIGHT! HOW THE HELL DOES HE ALWAYS MANAGE TO MAKE ME SUPRISED? Ugh, if only he wasn’t married and had children...
Alex: Shut the fuck up Stacy, you rancid hoe.
Stacy: You’ve had THREE little toys in the last hour Alex, shut up.
Dana: *trying to walk out of the room slowly to avoid death*
Alex: OH BITCH DON’T YOU-

Etc.

Neal Caffery by AggressivePizza March 28, 2018

caffery 

bad boy from Louisiana aka big daddy

oh laa laaa look at Caffery

caffery by ashbcute January 15, 2017

Caffrey 

(verb): The act of laughing so hard that one sneezes onto oneself.

Oh man, that joke was so funny, I was about to caffrey myself.

Dude, I'm so embarassed! I just caffreyed in the middle of his stand-up!

Caffrey by Slownstyle January 17, 2009

Caffrey 

Caffrey: A person that will make u barf out hotdogs u just ate 4 lunch.

Eww!..I just caffreyed myself

Caffrey by Caffrey's derp December 7, 2016