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Café: call-name. Often used on a person that has been craving internet attention, yet has failed.

You've failed like a Café!

Café by Crör March 10, 2010

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café

A place where it's more conducive for you to do college assignments compared to everywhere else, e.g. the bedroom in your maternal grandfather's house

I can never focus on my assignments at home, but the café down the street has the perfect vibe for studying—way better than my grandpa's living room!

café by Emotional Cruiser October 15, 2025

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CAFE

Cannabis and Fine Edibles

CAFE has the best portion controlled cannabis edibles on the market, what time do they close?

CAFE by Linda Price September 2, 2018

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Cafe

South African for small general store or 'corner shop'

What do you want from the cafe?

Cafe by Boriskza September 13, 2009

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Cafe

Street Name For Caffeine.

Dude Go Make Us Some Cafe

Cafe by this girl on tonya 98 March 20, 2010

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CAFE

Cut.Ass.For.Entertainment

They about to go to the CAFE with each other.

CAFE by ibballin13 May 6, 2011

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Cafe

A combination of smelly,sweaty,hairy, and lippy pussy.

I would'a hit but the bitch had a mad cafe.

Cafe by HungryHungarian August 25, 2007

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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