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Alcoholic shots.

This term applies to when friends try to avoid drinking on special occasions and ask for substitutes made with marijuana.
"That Ho thinks he can get out of doing shots Monday night and keeps asking for edibles instead!"
Edibles by Ohwhatchamacallit July 22, 2014
Words you can keep
cinammon flavored altoids a phrase commonly used amongst children in secondary/middle school. named edibles because of their immensely strong flavor just like the marijuana edibles
Yo jimmy pass the edibles.
A group of friends that are crazy and most probably homo. Everyone is jealous of them and want to either be them or fuck them. You can’t become one- you are born one.
Dude 1: Woah bro who are they?!
Dude 2: Hah, You don’t know? They are THE edibles!
Dude 1: ...
Dude 2: I know man 🤤
Edibles by edible1&2 October 28, 2019

Yo these edibles ain't shit 

Famous last words before someone tweaks the fuck out from eating a form of edible.
Guy 1: "Yo these edibles ain't shit-"

Guy 2: "Uh hah-hah. I know mannnnn I'm tweakin!"

These Edibles ain't shiii 

When your impatient ass doesn't know that edibles take 3x as long to kick in compared to smoking, so you take more and get hit harder than that unstoppable train from GTA 5.
Man, These Edibles ain't shiii

incredible edibles 

they are edible objects that cannot be described any way other than increadible
man im so stoned, i need some incredible edibles
incredible edibles by garico October 1, 2013

These Edibles Ain’t Shit 

These Edibles Ain’t Shit is a slang term used to describe somebody ‘greening out’ on the Mary Jane, Edibles can be in many shapes and sizes. Usually These Edibles ain’t shit happens when you’re impatient and eat more edibles than you should’ve. This causes you to proclaim out to your friends. “Damn, These edibles ain’t shit”

You will then become a shadow of yourself and discover new worlds

You then skip to you 4 bags of Cheetos deep while watching Dr Phil
Austin: Bro I got some edibles, do you want some?
You: yeah sure

*30 minutes later*

You: I’ll eat some more

*1 hour later*

You: Still feeling nothing Austin, These Edibles Ain’t shit

*Transcends across space and time*
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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