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caddywampus 

An aggressive action taken by a caddy after working 18 holes with a group of wealthy, rude, crooked businessmen.

Unexpected aggressive action by a golf caddy who is about five degrees off center.
We were playing a round of golf one day and occasionally giving our caddy a hard time. By the 18th hole, I guess he had had all he could take because the caddywampus all with our own clubs
caddywampus by scanner1 June 5, 2011
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Cattywampus

Not lined up evenly on both sides.
Your bedspread is cattywampus

cattywampus tits

When someone's breasts are pointed askew rather than pointed in the same direction (head on or droopy) she is said to have cattywampus tits.
Darlene went braless; and people could see that she has cattywampus tits.
cattywampus tits by Cranberry Bob November 17, 2021

caddywumpus 

Ridiculously crooked; out of whack and stupid looking
She parked the van all caddywumpus.
caddywumpus by Green Bean September 23, 2008

cadywompus 

basicly screwed up, or out or line ,off kilter, twisted beyond recognition, FUBAR, see FUBAR
After a derialment the train was cadywompus
cadywompus by uncle clammie June 11, 2006

Cattywampus

A uneven or messed up object normally used by the southern states
Hey... Look at Johns new truck the finder on its kinda cattywampus

caddywhompus 

crooked, uneven, broken, ass-backwards and sideways
After the car ran over the bicycle, the wheels were all caddywhompus.
caddywhompus by DSW January 13, 2006
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