caddywampus

An aggressive action taken by a caddy after working 18 holes with a group of wealthy, rude, crooked businessmen.

Unexpected aggressive action by a golf caddy who is about five degrees off center.

We were playing a round of golf one day and occasionally giving our caddy a hard time. By the 18th hole, I guess he had had all he could take because the caddywampus all with our own clubs

by scanner1 June 5, 2011

Cattywampus

Not lined up evenly on both sides.

Your bedspread is cattywampus

by Dr. Cattywampus July 9, 2016

cattywampus tits

When someone's breasts are pointed askew rather than pointed in the same direction (head on or droopy) she is said to have cattywampus tits.

Darlene went braless; and people could see that she has cattywampus tits.

by Cranberry Bob November 17, 2021

caddywumpus

Ridiculously crooked; out of whack and stupid looking

She parked the van all caddywumpus.

by Green Bean September 23, 2008

cadywompus

basicly screwed up, or out or line ,off kilter, twisted beyond recognition, FUBAR, see FUBAR

After a derialment the train was cadywompus

by uncle clammie June 11, 2006

Cattywampus

A uneven or messed up object normally used by the southern states

Hey... Look at Johns new truck the finder on its kinda cattywampus

by Cattywampus human April 13, 2020

caddywhompus

crooked, uneven, broken, ass-backwards and sideways

After the car ran over the bicycle, the wheels were all caddywhompus.

by DSW January 13, 2006