Caddywhumpus 

Improper or incorrectly done, not being of sound mind, having to or doing with something not quite right.

The wheels on my motorcycle were all Caddywhumpus after I jumped over Snake Canyon. (:

Caddywhumpus by David Lyons July 20, 2006

caddywumpus 

Ridiculously crooked; out of whack and stupid looking

She parked the van all caddywumpus.

caddywumpus by Green Bean September 23, 2008

caddywhompus 

crooked, uneven, broken, ass-backwards and sideways

After the car ran over the bicycle, the wheels were all caddywhompus.

caddywhompus by DSW January 13, 2006

caddywompus 

askew, crooked, not quite right.

the car is caddy wompus, its parked over the lines on both sides.

caddywompus by Ashley Pinney March 31, 2005

caddywhompus 

Something that is all out of wack, crooked, off centered, or not lined up correctly.

Trisha tossed Keith on the ground and kicked him in the ribs. When Keith unearthed his swollen body from the dirt, his shirt was all caddywhompus.

caddywhompus by E-Skillit July 11, 2005

caddywompus 

describes a person, place, or thing which is functioning or performing poorly and not at full potential; with a person this may mean being clumsy or forgetting things uncharacteristically; this word might be used to describe anyone displaying uncharacteristic behavior socially or physically; this word is generally not meant in a derogatory way when directed to the person being described, but may be used to describe someone's actions (even one's own actions) so that the person be made aware of the fact that he or she is not performing tasks very well and/or to suggest he or she should fix the problem; outside the presence of the person described or when referring to a place or thing this word is usually meant in a more derogatory sense; with places and things this usually refers to some deficiency that needs attention

"Look at me.. I am all caddywompus today; let me get some coffee first and I'll straighten up."
"You seem caddywompus this morning; rough night?"
"Yea, I guess she was so caddywompus she drove right into the telephone pole."
"This town is caddywompus as hell...NO BARS?!?"
"That controller is all caddywompus now and cuts out since I spilled liquor on the analog stick."

caddywompus by Baby J[ebus] August 21, 2009

caddywhompus 

(adj) a term used to describe something being chaotically off balance, messed up, or unorderly.

guy: dude, ive been playing xbox so much, that when i don't look at my TV, my vision goes all caddywhompus on me!

friend: yeah? maybe its that kush!

caddywhompus by ngsada July 14, 2010