Caddywompur 

This is a slight variation and more athletic version of the Eiffel Tower (a sexual position between two men and one woman, upon which the woman gets on all fours and allows both men to insert their penises in her from opposite sides. They will then clap hands above her in fits of joy, forming what uncannily appears to be the Eiffel Tower in Paris).

However, the Caddywompur involves a scaled down volleyball net and a ball that must be referred to as "Ball". The three participants must proceed with standard Eiffel Towering procedure. Although, the girl must strap the net to her back, erecting a level playing field for the opposing men. Upon insertion of both male genitalia, the game begins. Instead of the presumed clap above the female, the men will indulge in a friendly, yet competitive game of volleyball while thrusting into their respective orifice. If a penis slips out during play, that player loses a point. Matches are held to 12 points.

Holy hell, that was a fun camping trip. Too bad we only Eiffel Towered her. Next time we should bring some poles, a net, and a ball so we can full on Caddywompur.

Caddywompur by johnnyringo November 29, 2010

caddywumpus 

Ridiculously crooked; out of whack and stupid looking

She parked the van all caddywumpus.

caddywumpus by Green Bean September 23, 2008

cadywompus 

basicly screwed up, or out or line ,off kilter, twisted beyond recognition, FUBAR, see FUBAR

After a derialment the train was cadywompus

cadywompus by uncle clammie June 11, 2006

caddywhompus 

crooked, uneven, broken, ass-backwards and sideways

After the car ran over the bicycle, the wheels were all caddywhompus.

caddywhompus by DSW January 13, 2006

caddywompus 

askew, crooked, not quite right.

the car is caddy wompus, its parked over the lines on both sides.

caddywompus by Ashley Pinney March 31, 2005

caddywhompus 

Something that is all out of wack, crooked, off centered, or not lined up correctly.

Trisha tossed Keith on the ground and kicked him in the ribs. When Keith unearthed his swollen body from the dirt, his shirt was all caddywhompus.

caddywhompus by E-Skillit July 11, 2005

caddywompus 

describes a person, place, or thing which is functioning or performing poorly and not at full potential; with a person this may mean being clumsy or forgetting things uncharacteristically; this word might be used to describe anyone displaying uncharacteristic behavior socially or physically; this word is generally not meant in a derogatory way when directed to the person being described, but may be used to describe someone's actions (even one's own actions) so that the person be made aware of the fact that he or she is not performing tasks very well and/or to suggest he or she should fix the problem; outside the presence of the person described or when referring to a place or thing this word is usually meant in a more derogatory sense; with places and things this usually refers to some deficiency that needs attention

"Look at me.. I am all caddywompus today; let me get some coffee first and I'll straighten up."
"You seem caddywompus this morning; rough night?"
"Yea, I guess she was so caddywompus she drove right into the telephone pole."
"This town is caddywompus as hell...NO BARS?!?"
"That controller is all caddywompus now and cuts out since I spilled liquor on the analog stick."

caddywompus by Baby J[ebus] August 21, 2009