scanner1's definitions

231

An area code in Northern Lower Peninsula of Michigan.

Characterized by a population that can not order numbers correctly.

A form of Michigan dyslexia.

Did you hear that guy count to 10, must be a 231.

by scanner1 June 5, 2011

Benchmarking

The systematic process of becoming no better than anyone else.

After all the benchmarking we have done, I think we can finally boast that we are an LCD company.

by scanner1 June 5, 2011

caddywampus

An aggressive action taken by a caddy after working 18 holes with a group of wealthy, rude, crooked businessmen.

Unexpected aggressive action by a golf caddy who is about five degrees off center.

We were playing a round of golf one day and occasionally giving our caddy a hard time. By the 18th hole, I guess he had had all he could take because the caddywampus all with our own clubs

by scanner1 June 5, 2011