cactus meat

a guys dick with big warts full of pus all over it.
get that skank ass cactus meat away from me!
by nate February 19, 2004
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meat cactus

A big fat freshly shaven schlong with spiky pubes
damn... have you seen that boys meat cactus!?
by ryanpottuh March 31, 2020
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