The reward you give to your female in sexual activity for pleasuring you. This reward includes your "Car" in her "Garage" before you get "Happy", then you try to get as "Happy" as possible and fast as possible till her "Garage" has to stretch and you leave a big old glob of "mayonnaise" to fill the "Garage". Scientists suggest to repeat this for extra pleasure to the woman. You might even get her to say "Big Cacona"! Once she says this, you are "THE MAN".

Last night my girl gave me a nice blow, so for a gift for doing this, I did the job of the Big Cacona!

Big Cacona by Rock Rockington March 25, 2009

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Cacona

The place of which poop comes out

Your cacona is leaking.

Cacona by ChickenPollo January 1, 2012

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Big Cacona

The fruitiest word ever made usually used by common americans.

Ted: BIG CACONA
Jake: See this is why I hate Americans...

Big Cacona by KeithM00n March 25, 2009

Carogna

Carogna is used to define people who are very sweet and gentle, often also to define people who are quite and don’t talk a lot.

Porco dio che carogna che sei.

Carogna by Il dio Cagnolino January 26, 2025

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fb cacography

When someone has left their facebook account signed in and someone else posts a status on or changes a setting of the account.

That's not my status it's FB Cacography.

fb cacography by The Real Programmer December 13, 2014

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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