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elaiza cabuso

She is my one and only love, she's so cute and intelligent,she also has many talent such singing,dancing,and drawing.
Elaiza cabuso is my love!
I love you elaiza!
elaiza cabuso by anonymous June 9, 2021
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Alex Caruso 

THE FUCKING GOAT!!!! NO ARGUMENT HE DUNKED ON A LITERAL SNAKE!!!! COULD'VE DUNKED ON MICHEAL JORDAN EASILY!!!
I would take Alex Caruso over Magic and Kobe as best Laker any day.
Alex Caruso by Shaquoomp August 26, 2019
Cabussy, the bussy of Cabal Empress Caiatl whose cheeks can smother you into Cabal gold in an instant. This refers to day ass of any agent of the Cabal Empire with a booty that can ruin a guardian’s light.
Zavala: “Guardian, the real reason I teamed up with the Cabal Empire was to get closer to some Cabussy. Specifically, Empress Caiatl. Zavala likes.”
Cabussy by matto614 May 21, 2021

Carusowned 

A combination of the word "owned" and "Caruso", referencing David Caruso who is the lead actor on TV show CSI Miami. To Carusown someone you speak part of a statement, put sunglasses on, then conclude the statement. This is followed by the 'YEEEAAAAAHHHHH!' that begins the CSI Miami opening credits.
"Well it appears that I"
*put on sunglasses*
"... have beaten you at go fish"
*YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!*
"You just got carusowned."

Carlo Caruso 

Owen: Yeah, he totally Carlo Caruso-ed her.

Carusoism 

Noun: Any comical yet retarded one-liner used for the sole purpose of mocking David Caruso of CSI: Miami.

Carusoisms are generally initiated by stating the first line with an upwardly skewed pitch, pausing to place aviators over the Carusoist's eyes. Ultimately, after a minuscule pause, a witty completion that ties the beginning words is uttered. Afterwards, the Carusoist is forced to quickly depart the area to the tune of "Won't Get Fooled Again" by the Who.

Without debate, the most vital step is the playing of "Wont Get Fooled Again" at the line completion, which completely validates the Carusoism.
CSI: Miami always opens with a Carusoism.
Man: Maybe he took off.
Caruso: Or maybe... *Put aviators on*...He got taken for a ride.
THEME: YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHUHHHH.
*Swiftly exit the room.*