cabottage 

A child between the ages of two and eight, able to walk and talk but not yet self aware

Look at all the cabottages in the park.

cabottage by Colin Brennan May 27, 2006

Cottagecore 

Cottagecore, also known as farmcore and countrycore, is inspired by a romanticized interpretation of western agricultural life. It is centered on ideas of simple living and harmony with nature. Themes associated with cottagecore include self-sufficiency, baking, and caring for people. While the aesthetic is prevalent on several social media sites, such as on Instagram and more recently TikTok, the community notably prospers on Tumblr. It is particularly popular within lesbian and woman-loving-woman (WLW), and nonbinary loving women (NBLW) communities.

"In the cottagecore universe, there are no phones pinging constantly with updates, no urgent work emails, no evenings spent responding to the onerous demands of a tyrannical boss. In fact, there is no labor beyond domestic, and workaday tasks are completed with a gauzy sense of fulfillment." -via The New York Times

Cottagecore by Keith Courage February 20, 2022

cottagecore lesbian 

a cottagecore lesbian is a girl who runs off to the countryside/farm to live in a cottage with her lesbian wife. it's based off of the cottagecore aesthetic, and lesbians really liked that aesthetic and decided to make it a lifestyle. cottagecore lesbians usually enjoy baking, the outdoors, animals, and small, cozy cottages. after all, that's where they live.

person: "why is she wearing a mushroom hat?"

cultured person: "that's because she's a cottagecore lesbian and she's matching with her girlfriend."

cottagecore lesbian by gay.avocado November 16, 2020

Horse clottage 

Exhaust from an Amish buggy.

That buggy is letting out some serious horse clottage.

Horse clottage by Sugarcreek January 25, 2020

Cottage

having money

young nigga poppin with a pocket full of cottage

Cottage by swampyeight January 26, 2017

cottage of love 

a place in the middle of the forest where Baxter and Donkey lived and *made music*

person 1: hey have you heard about the cottage of love?

person 2: hell yeah!

cottage of love by AlphabetTing August 20, 2019

Briggsy's River Cottage 

The infamous summer residence in Hampshire owned by Sir Briggsy, where all year round a constant flow of artists and socialites, mainly men, gather and then disperse as soon as they come.

The 'cottage' takes its name from Sir Briggsy's hardcore cottaging sessions back in the late 60s and early 70s, which at the time received vast media coverage due to the amount of celebrities thought to be indulging in what was a new culture intriguing the closet gays of the time. Although the site is not actually near a river, it is said to have taken its name from either the copius chain of semen released throughout the buildings and outhouses or from the amount of men which pass through the site, to which locals and other observers have described as 'a river of men'.

So did you come out at Briggsy's River Cottage? Yes, he was very gentle and helped me through the whole process, I couldn't have asked anything more from the small rabid dwarf like creature. I didn't even feel a thing.

Briggsy's River Cottage by Floating Spleen September 16, 2008