Cabinets Sativa 

Cannabis grown in cabinets.

"Try some of the bomb gaunch my buddy grew in his pantry... CABINETS SATIVA!"

Cabinets Sativa by wvdrtnsf January 16, 2013

Linen Cabinet 

A group of official Presidential Advisors who are blatantly racist, homophobic, Islamophobic, anti-Semitic, and otherwise driven by mendacity in service of hate.

We've had Jackson's "Kitchen Cabinet "to go along with the regular "Parlor Cabinets" but before Donald Trump no-one had the audacity to nominate a Linen Cabinet.

Linen Cabinet by paulpaxman November 15, 2016

Cabinet Man

An arcade cabinet that is possessed by a once living human who placed his organs into the machine, creating a monster who drives kids to madness. As well as a song by Lemon Demon.

P1: "Hey, have you heard of Cabinet Man?"
P2: "The song? Yeah, it's good."
P1: "No, I mean the arcade machine driving kids to madness."

Cabinet Man by it's (not) lemon demon! February 6, 2021

sinner cabinet 

"another word for jail"

-high boi

from his recent video drive ._.

"He just came back from the sinner cabinet"

sinner cabinet by D1SASTERMA5TER June 22, 2022

filing cabinet 

A filing cabinet is formal term for a person that exhibits little to no intelligence, provided that they have a functioning brain. Many people mistakenly use terms like "stupid", "retarded" or "mentally handicapped" in place of such a word, but those words are reserved for people without a fully functioning brain.

You're such a filing cabinet.

filing cabinet by thomasgreen June 9, 2013

rusty file cabinet 

The act of shooting your goo inside a girl's butt and then taking a crap in her vagina.

Beatrice wanted me to unload my feces in her and not get her pregnant, so we finished with a rusty file cabinet.

rusty file cabinet by Hambubgerderf November 16, 2011

Douche cabinet 

What else could a douche cabinet possible be, besides a big pussy that stores a lot of douche

Hey carl! Did you hear about Emily!? I heard her "douche cabinet" could hold a model train.

Douche cabinet by Fastcracka January 11, 2017