Cabinetrist 

A fictional title for someone who designs, manufactures, and installs custom cabinets. It was created by Jamie in order to hide the fact that he is in the military when talking to girls.

Girl - "So what do you do?"
Jamie - "I'm a Cabinetrist."

Cabinetrist by A Cabinetrist September 28, 2014

Cafintriste 

When you are sad that you drank your last drop of coffee for the day.

I am cafintriste because I drank the last of my coffee.

Cafintriste by yourrealname200 April 29, 2021