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Cojo
Cojo, the word that means many things, it seems as if the word has grown on us and gotten us through the hardest of times, and has made us laugh at the best. Cojo has made a worldwide contribution, even in Africa, where people cuss at mosquitoes using the word cojo, and Dick Cheney for when he shot that old man, the first word he said was, none other than cojo. When Oprah sharted in her pants on live television during Dr. Phil’s live masturbation at his segment on little girls, she said cojo. So as you can see, the word cojo has been around all through time, and shall always be with us, until the end.
But cojo basically means cool or awesome.
But cojo basically means cool or awesome.
Cojo by MattBobLily November 3, 2008
cojo
short for "condom job". when a lucky lady applies a condom to a stiff d, but then just performs an ordinary handjob.
possibly for fear of std's or knuckle children.
possibly for fear of std's or knuckle children.
Bro 1: Did you bust that girl's guts last night?
Bro 2: No man, she took me to her room and gave me the old cojo.
Bro 2: No man, she took me to her room and gave me the old cojo.
cojo by the kid is back January 23, 2009
cojo
biggest fag in the world
Cojo
Cojo by heathermichelle December 6, 2003
Cojo's Box
Cojo's Box by Raymond33 July 28, 2016
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