cojob

A collaborative blowjob. The act of 2 or more people giving head to a singular penis.

I wanted to rock my boyfriend's world so I asked my friend Steph to give a cojob with me for his birthday.

by NessieSimone July 18, 2023

dirty cojones

when a man instead of the traditional anal sex, he simply inserts his balls in a womans anus.

I gave betty a little dirty cojones last night, and my balls had shit on them yet i refused to clean them off.

by Wayne Boucher January 6, 2009

COCOB

Acronym for: "Crack Open a Cold One with the Boys"
Used when someone is cracking open a cold one with the boys.

Lets COCOB tonight.

You wanna COCOB after work today?

I COCOB too hard last night, I don't remember anything.

by COCOBER September 1, 2021

Kellyanne Conjob

An apt nickname for the Counselor to the President who has possibly told more lies than Putin’s Bitch himself.

She is the master comeback artist of all time, that blonde and dynamic circus-barker, Kellyanne Conjob.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

Coobage Pooch Wooner

A penis that is extremely shriveled with flaps of skin bunched up around it making it look like a head of cabbage.

Is that guy smuggling vegetables in his pants? No, he's just got a coobage pooch wooner.

by Coobage February 11, 2010

cojonudo

Normally describes a situation, and means brilliant, awesome, cool

I'm gonna travel through Europe this month.
Cojonudo tio!

by kostan March 24, 2009

cobob

1. the act of looking and acting like a cobob. like a fruit.
2. a sex toy, fruit in flavour

"wells theres alot of cobobs in this house"

by sid and manny March 19, 2004