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A collaborative blowjob. The act of 2 or more people giving head to a singular penis.
I wanted to rock my boyfriend's world so I asked my friend Steph to give a cojob with me for his birthday.
cojob by NessieSimone July 18, 2023
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dirty cojones 

when a man instead of the traditional anal sex, he simply inserts his balls in a womans anus.
I gave betty a little dirty cojones last night, and my balls had shit on them yet i refused to clean them off.
dirty cojones by Wayne Boucher January 6, 2009
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cojob cojones coob cojo conjob Coobie cooby coober cocobear cocob
Acronym for: "Crack Open a Cold One with the Boys"
Used when someone is cracking open a cold one with the boys.
Lets COCOB tonight.

You wanna COCOB after work today?

I COCOB too hard last night, I don't remember anything.
COCOB by COCOBER September 1, 2021

Kellyanne Conjob 

An apt nickname for the Counselor to the President who has possibly told more lies than Putins Bitch himself.
She is the master comeback artist of all time, that blonde and dynamic circus-barker, Kellyanne Conjob.
Kellyanne Conjob by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

Coobage Pooch Wooner

A penis that is extremely shriveled with flaps of skin bunched up around it making it look like a head of cabbage.
Is that guy smuggling vegetables in his pants? No, he's just got a coobage pooch wooner.
Coobage Pooch Wooner by Coobage February 11, 2010

cojonudo 

Normally describes a situation, and means brilliant, awesome, cool
I'm gonna travel through Europe this month.
Cojonudo tio!
cojonudo by kostan March 24, 2009
1. the act of looking and acting like a cobob. like a fruit.
2. a sex toy, fruit in flavour
"wells theres alot of cobobs in this house"
cobob by sid and manny March 19, 2004
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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