cojob
I wanted to rock my boyfriend's world so I asked my friend Steph to give a cojob with me for his birthday.
cojob by NessieSimone July 18, 2023
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dirty cojones
I gave betty a little dirty cojones last night, and my balls had shit on them yet i refused to clean them off.
dirty cojones by Wayne Boucher January 6, 2009
Kellyanne Conjob
An apt nickname for the Counselor to the President who has possibly told more lies than Putin’s Bitch himself.
She is the master comeback artist of all time, that blonde and dynamic circus-barker, Kellyanne Conjob.
Kellyanne Conjob by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019
Coobage Pooch Wooner
A penis that is extremely shriveled with flaps of skin bunched up around it making it look like a head of cabbage.
Coobage Pooch Wooner by Coobage February 11, 2010
cobob
cobob by sid and manny March 19, 2004
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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