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(n.)
1. male sexual organ, specifically the testicular region (see monkey nuts)
2. to make reference to one who is very daring (pl. - cojones)

(v.)
1. to annoy, irritate, or otherwise bring one to their last nerve (encojonar)

(n.)
1. I have big cojones!
2. Que cojones tiene ese pendejo.

(v.)
1. Oye es que me encojonas.

cojon by manny December 21, 2003

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coconut corn husky

Coconut corn husky is a fighting dog breed that is specialized in fighting feral cats. The exact pedigree is the breed is unknown although the primary breeder is a man named Steve Balboni out of New York.

Tommy Tough-knuckles walked his coconut corn husky to a tournament on Miami beach.

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Coconut Corn Husky

The Coconut Corn Husky is an extremely aggressive breed of dog that originates from New York City. Banned in 7 1/2 states this dog is a feral cats worst nightmare.

What type of dog is that? My coconut corn husky would fuck that dog up!

Coconut Corn Husky by Tuench March 27, 2023

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shy colon

Similar to the shy bladder, this is the inability to defecate while other people are nearby.

I sat on the toilet in the bathroom stall at work for an unproductive hour not because I was constipated, but because I have a shy colon and other people kept coming in.

shy colon by Bogrimm May 5, 2018

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coconut sharks

All I know is that they're in the water, fren.

Coconut Sharks in the water, frens.

coconut sharks by TheOffPanda August 18, 2017

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erick brian colon

a cuban talented boy that fight for his dreams and is excellent good looking. Warning: you will fall in love with those pacific ocean eyes.

Erick brian colon oo he is soo hot and talented.

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Bartolo Colon

The living reincarnation of Harambe. Also known as Big Sexy, this majestic beast pitches for the Mets. He has gained a considerable amount of weight because nothing on Earth can challenge his superhuman strength.

Me: Man, I wish I was Bartolo Colon.
Friend: Who doesn't?

Bartolo Colon by Frisk This October 3, 2016

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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