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Kaley is a buttturd
buttturd by Boiboi3267 May 9, 2018
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A turd that is cleverly concealed under the butter in the fridge through having melted the butter onto the turd. A Butturd is usually concocted as a revenge scheme.

Term coined by: brict
1. "He microwaved the butter. Then poured the melted butter into a bowl. Then shat in the butter carton. Then poured in the melted butter, and let the butturd set in the fridge. Then left." - zalifer

2. "I can't believe it's not butter" -- HOLY SHIT! IT'S A BUTTURD!
Butturd by Omarei August 20, 2011

Butt Turd 

Often mixed up with the word Turd Butt, Butt turd is an insult used when you want to call someone a turd but you need something a little longer but not necessarily too much harsher.

Butt Turd has no specific rules and can be used in any context or situation. Although it's usually used in edition to a name rather than instead of. Although it can be used as a name.
Gareth: Chris, you butt turd get over here!
Chris: what you call me, fool!

John: Ben, why are you being such a butt turd?
Ben: err..
Elton: Ben's not a Butt Turd, you're the Butt Turd! But Turd.
Butt Turd by EricStines December 13, 2009

Buttmurder

The act of having your anal cavity completely destroyed possibly resulting in death.
I was so mad at my ho that I buttmurdered her with a kfc spork.

Or

Scott: Awe man I feel like I got buttmurdered last night.

Mark: Sorry bro tequila and cialis don't mix well.
Buttmurder by Marksabol August 24, 2016

butt turd 

a name that you can call out as an insult to friends or family.
Guy: hahah! I beat you! You suck!
Girl: Ugh, you butt turd!
butt turd by DABM Dictionary January 4, 2021
The small amount of solid fecal matter that falls from the anus after passing a large bowel movement usually resulting in a PLOP.
After having been unsatisfied with my bowel movement I felt a butturd coming and quickly sat back down on the toilet for the relief I had come for. PLOP.
butturd by Sullidomis October 26, 2011
A unique name to call people, since it is a combination of Butt and Turd, but also is spelled with 3 t's. Usually said when someone accidentally says this. Usually used for bad people or people who are bad at something, but mostly used when someone is bad at something
Rebecca is such a butturd at video games!
Butturd by Waea March 2, 2023
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