Butturd

A turd that is cleverly concealed under the butter in the fridge through having melted the butter onto the turd. A Butturd is usually concocted as a revenge scheme.

Term coined by: brict

1. "He microwaved the butter. Then poured the melted butter into a bowl. Then shat in the butter carton. Then poured in the melted butter, and let the butturd set in the fridge. Then left." - zalifer

2. "I can't believe it's not butter" -- HOLY SHIT! IT'S A BUTTURD!

by Omarei August 20, 2011

butturd

The small amount of solid fecal matter that falls from the anus after passing a large bowel movement usually resulting in a PLOP.

After having been unsatisfied with my bowel movement I felt a butturd coming and quickly sat back down on the toilet for the relief I had come for. PLOP.

by Sullidomis October 26, 2011

Butturd

A unique name to call people, since it is a combination of Butt and Turd, but also is spelled with 3 t's. Usually said when someone accidentally says this. Usually used for bad people or people who are bad at something, but mostly used when someone is bad at something

Rebecca is such a butturd at video games!

by Waea March 2, 2023

Batturd

A person who is batting but they look like they are taking a dump

Don't squat down too low! You will look like a batturd and no one wants to see you looking like you are taking a dump!

by beezycatpoo July 16, 2009

Butterdick

Similar to butterface, describing a hot girl, except for the fact she has a dick.

Lady gaga, is both a butterface, and butterdick.

by Ladida01 March 1, 2011

Buttmurder

The act of having your anal cavity completely destroyed possibly resulting in death.

I was so mad at my ho that I buttmurdered her with a kfc spork.

Or

Scott: Awe man I feel like I got buttmurdered last night.

Mark: Sorry bro tequila and cialis don't mix well.

by Marksabol August 24, 2016

Butterdouche

A butterdouche is a backstabbing, grass who is both slimy like butter and a douche like a douche. A butterdouche can also be used as a simple cuss word for a bellend.

I can't believe he grassed me up to the boss, what a fucking butterdouche.
That guy is a total butterdouche.

by barry balzac March 14, 2011