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buttsweat

To have anal moisture and leakage of ur ass. To be sweaty. An annoying follower who is asshole drippings called buttsweat
Dude I have some luby buttsweat
by kentkicks January 10, 2012
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buttsweat

sweat that is emitted from the anus.
I could smell her buttsweat in her panties. Mmmmmm
by buttman September 19, 2003
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buttsweat angel

Angel-wing like pattern created on sheets, furniture, or other upholstered material by sweat on the bottom partners butt during extended and/or vigorous sexual activity, especially of the cowgirl and reverse cowgirl variety.

Named for its similarity to imprinting the pattern of your moving arms and legs in snow to create a "snow angel".

Not to be confused with the sex puddle or pussy juice cocktail.
1) Get on this side tonight. I'm not sleeping in the buttsweat angel!

2) Just like a snowflake, no two buttsweat angels are exactly alike.
by jennimus prime August 21, 2009
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Buttscratcher

Little devices used to scratch your butt, sold by Peter Griffin at sporting events.
Peter: Buttscratcher?
Lois: No, Peter.
Peter: mmmmmButtscratcher?!?
Lois: No.
Peter: Buttscratcher?!?
Lois: NO PETER!
Peter: (dissapointed tone) buttscratcher.
by MacGruber899 January 9, 2009
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Buttweave

A situation that is hard to get out of or uncomfortable for multiple people
Example 1
Girl 1- Whoa, you got a tattoo without asking your parents?
Girl 2- Yeah my parent's are going to kill me and my older brother who signed off as my guardian.
Girl 1- Looks like you guys have gotten yourself into a pretty bad buttweave...

Example 2
Boy 1- Andrew is such a buttweaver; everything he says makes people uncomfortable.
Boy 2- Dude yeah he really needs to learn how to act like a normal person.
by ButtWeaving4Life August 30, 2013
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buttbreath

A person with such extreme halitosis that their breath can be smelled all the way across a large room when they are speaking.
Gene has buttbreath all the time - it must be that diet of coffee and donuts.
by Rod Brock July 27, 2006
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Buttscratcher

A long wooden stick with a point on the end for people to scratch their butts. Similar to the backscratcher. Peter Griffin from Family Guy sold Buttscratchers at sporting events to pay for Chris's tuition in "No Chris Left Behind".
Peter usually holds one up and says to the crowd "Buttscratcher?" Usually someone answers back saying "Buttscratcher!"

Very funny to say in real life. Never gets old. Ever.
Peter: Buttscratcher? Buttscratcher? Get your Buttscratchers here! Buttscratcher?

Man: Buttscratcher!

Peter: Buttscratcher!

Man (hands peter money) Buttscratcher.

Peter: (hands man buttscratcher) mmmButtscratcher.

Man 2: Buttscratcher?

Peter: Buttscrather!
by Chris000 January 17, 2008
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