The sweat that accumulates in your arse when you sit in front of the computer all day that makes your computer chair smell like crap!
"Next time, try to wipe your bum a little better after you take a dump! Your chair smells like shit!"
by bosefan March 11, 2005
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
The kid commonly known as ‘the sweat’
-sucks up to every fucking teacher in school
-the only friend they have is the librarian
-hands in completed homework 5 mins after they’ve been given it
-usually has a weird name like Brian, Bernade, Kyle, Shelia, Mary, Elise
-nobody in the class likes them
-shit at sport
-cries whenever they get 1 wrong mark in a test
-sucks up to every fucking teacher in school
-the only friend they have is the librarian
-hands in completed homework 5 mins after they’ve been given it
-usually has a weird name like Brian, Bernade, Kyle, Shelia, Mary, Elise
-nobody in the class likes them
-shit at sport
-cries whenever they get 1 wrong mark in a test
Kermit: “ffs what’s Brian doing now ?!”
Brian *asking geography teacher for extra homework*
Clarissa: “he’s doing what Brian does best- bumsweating off the teachers” *eyeroll*
Brian *asking geography teacher for extra homework*
Clarissa: “he’s doing what Brian does best- bumsweating off the teachers” *eyeroll*
by I am phat :D November 05, 2018
the terrible affliction that all males know comes along on hot days. it usually ends up with a stinky aroma coming from your crotch in the afternoon unless wiped thoroughly.
damm man, walking to work today and had the worst bumsweat going on, needed to go straight to work and wipe my arse! gonna stink later anat.
by anat October 22, 2003
What happens when you wear those damn basketball shorts that aren't cotton and they don't breath at all.
by stimpy October 16, 2003
A bum sweat is someone who is sad and has no life. They do something every day and have nothing better too do with their life. They should jump off a bridge
via giphy
by ForKieranForBants October 29, 2020
Sweat created by the bum when you need to defecate. Usually results in a sweat mark on the undies.
Possibly a result of clenching the sphincter.
Possibly a result of clenching the sphincter.
by Ben Johns April 16, 2010
Apr 20 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

