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Buttsucker 

A person that hides inside a toilet waiting for a victim, when someone puts his/her butt on the toilet the buttsucker lunges for his/her butt and sucks all the crap out.

You can't leave the toilet seat when your buttsucked, because the power of the buttsuckers sucking is superb.

Uncomfortable... sometimes

Can also mean loser.
Rick waited inside the the Mexican restaurant's bathroom's toilet for a victim to buttsuck. Rick is a buttsucker.
Buttsucker by HEEEHAW December 8, 2012
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buttsucker 

Someone who sucks on butts as treats.
"They like brussel sprouts? , they must be a professional buttsucker."
buttsucker by Norm Al January 23, 2018

buttsucker 

One who sucks on butts.
Mary sucked Tom's butt last night. She's such a buttsucker.
buttsucker by No one you know September 26, 2006

buttsucker 

Someone who kisses major boss butt in the office.

Someone who will follow the boss around like a lost puppy dog, with a dumb smirk on their face, kissing butt.

That guy Angle is such a buttsucker.
buttsucker by Chimberlo December 1, 2007

Habanero buttsucker 

The exquisite act of swallowing a hot dog whole and passing it through the digestive tract to the anus where it is released by the sphincter and then sucked back into anus. For a more homoerotic experience some choose to cook the hot dog till it's nice and plump and then freeze it solid in it's plump state. This gives the hot dog the feeling of a thick erect penis when it is being sucked back into the anus.
Me: How come I have 8 buns but only 4 hot dogs?

Red: I used some earlier, I saw them and couldn't resist doing a few quick habanero buttsuckers.

Me: I was going to grill those!!!

Red: You still can.

Buttfucker3000 

An idiot who logs into a Zoom court hearing or important with a totally inappropriate screen name which angers the judge or the person leading the meeting.
Your name's not Buttfucker3000, you yo-ho.

buttracker

A person who tracks or looks at butts they find attractive. May also be used as an insult.
Friend 1: Stop looking at those butts, you buttracker
buttracker by minhothesassking April 16, 2015
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