ButtSquirt

When you have diarrhea and go to pass gas but poo squirts out of your butt.

"Matthew what's that on your pants?"
"Oh that? I went to toot and diarrhea shot out."
"Oh man that's called a ButtSquirt"

by BunnyLumpsss June 4, 2016

butt squirt

the shit that comes out your ass after having butt sex.

jp loves his own butt squirt.

by ashleyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! August 1, 2008

batsquirt

Bat dung; a term for breaking the balls of a friend

My god dude, you smell like batsquirt!

by Heckler1 February 15, 2006

Buttsquirrel

A person, mainly female gender, who likes to look at squirrels and coincidentally looks like a butt.

Girl that looks like a butt: Oooo, squirrels!!!

Guy: Dude, your a buttsquirrel...

by Big_josh84 September 4, 2011

buttsquire

A person who thinks they know everything, but actually is very stupid. Usually appearing in fandoms, covens, chatrooms, and even classrooms. You often can't win an argument with a buttsquire.

Buttsquire: "did you know nightshade has medical properties and can cure aids?"
Person: "uh, I don't think that's correct-"
Buttsquire: "REEEEEE"

by Sam248/sinister_cat248 May 7, 2020

Bullsquirt

Bullshit but censored

That’s some real bullsquirt Shirley!

by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019

buttsquatch

A buttsquatch, a descriptive word for anything you need to call a buttsquatch. If buttsquatch applies to something then it is a buttsquatch.

Day in the life of a buttsquatch… I take my kids to school.

by anonymous March 8, 2024