CharlieRomeo's definitions

blow john

The last blowjob your girlfriend gives you before she leaves you.

"Little did I know she was giving me a Blow John before I left for Afghanistan"

by CharlieRomeo April 11, 2017

Planeal

Anal sex on a plane

We took a flight to Amsterdam and had planeal in the lavatory.

by CharlieRomeo November 1, 2021

Buttsqueeze

The mixture of semen, lube and butt mucous that forms as a result of anal sex.

Alexis was leaking buttsqueeze on her car ride home

by CharlieRomeo November 14, 2021

Squelch

To shit, queef and belch at the same time.

Réénéé squelched in her boyfriend’s bathroom

by CharlieRomeo November 16, 2021

Gainesville Firecracker

Inserting, and detonating, a small firecracker in the anus/vagina of your significant other. Popular with pilots and sailors.

No longer satisfied with penis, Alexis demanded her significant other perform a Gainesville firecracker.

by CharlieRomeo September 7, 2021

Blumpkin Spice

Fall time seasonal Blumpkin flavored spices available in most bathrooms.

Alexis was excited to get a Blumpkin spice latte in the fall.

by CharlieRomeo August 24, 2021

Blumpkinfest

A Blumpkin themed festival popular with Greek-Americans and their next of kin.

Alexis was excited to go to her first blumpkinfest this weekend.

by CharlieRomeo August 26, 2021