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Blumpkincentive

The act of offering a Blumpkin as an incentive for someone to exchange goods or services.
Alexis didn’t want to do dishes until she was offered a blumpkincentive to do them.
by CharlieRomeo August 26, 2021
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Blumpkin Cream Pie

Popular Greek-American sex act. If you have to ask, you probably don’t want to know.
Alexis demanded a blumpkin cream pie from her friend.
by CharlieRomeo September 3, 2021
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house girl

Girl who attends to your house in exchange for room and board. Occasionally assuming role of girlfriend for various activities but not in serious manner.
We aren’t in a relationship but she is my acting house girl.
by CharlieRomeo June 22, 2021
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blow john

The last blowjob your girlfriend gives you before she leaves you.
"Little did I know she was giving me a Blow John before I left for Afghanistan"
by CharlieRomeo April 11, 2017
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Blumpkinfest

A Blumpkin themed festival popular with Greek-Americans and their next of kin.
Alexis was excited to go to her first blumpkinfest this weekend.
by CharlieRomeo August 26, 2021
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Buttsqueeze

The mixture of semen, lube and butt mucous that forms as a result of anal sex.
Alexis was leaking buttsqueeze on her car ride home
by CharlieRomeo November 14, 2021
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Squelch

To shit, queef and belch at the same time.
Réénéé squelched in her boyfriend’s bathroom
by CharlieRomeo November 16, 2021
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