Blumpkin Cream Pie

Popular Greek-American sex act. If you have to ask, you probably don’t want to know.

Alexis demanded a blumpkin cream pie from her friend.

by CharlieRomeo September 03, 2021

Blumpkinfest

A Blumpkin themed festival popular with Greek-Americans and their next of kin.

Alexis was excited to go to her first blumpkinfest this weekend.

by CharlieRomeo August 26, 2021

Planeal

Anal sex on a plane

We took a flight to Amsterdam and had planeal in the lavatory.

by CharlieRomeo November 01, 2021

Schlamp

A group of ungulate, or more specifically Suidae family members together.

Look Klecks! It’s a Schlamp of napping wild zoo Berta’s!

by CharlieRomeo March 29, 2024

Gainesville Firecracker

Inserting, and detonating, a small firecracker in the anus/vagina of your significant other. Popular with pilots and sailors.

No longer satisfied with penis, Alexis demanded her significant other perform a Gainesville firecracker.

by CharlieRomeo September 07, 2021

blow john

The last blowjob your girlfriend gives you before she leaves you.

"Little did I know she was giving me a Blow John before I left for Afghanistan"

by CharlieRomeo April 11, 2017

Blumpkin Aioli

A dressing/ condiment, usually handcrafted, from the products that result from a finished blumpkin. Popular in Greek/ American cuisine

Alexis wanted a salami sandwich with blumpkin aioli.

by CharlieRomeo September 03, 2021