Definitions by CharlieRomeo

Berta-brain

A person who has a questionable or seemingly variable number of brain wrinkles based on their mixture of stupid and intelligent thoughts and/ or actions.

Alexis got a job as an airline pilot, but failed her motorcycle license test. She has a Berta-brain

Berta-brain by CharlieRomeo August 4, 2024

Schlamp 

A group of ungulate, or more specifically Suidae family members together.

Look Klecks! It’s a Schlamp of napping wild zoo Berta’s!

Schlamp by CharlieRomeo March 29, 2024

mexican buttworms 

Moderate to severe diarrhea induced by the worms received by brushing your teeth with Mexican tap water.

Alexis came down with a case of the Mexican buttworms after a vacation to Mexico

mexican buttworms by CharlieRomeo December 8, 2021

Squelch 

To shit, queef and belch at the same time.

Réénéé squelched in her boyfriend’s bathroom

Squelch by CharlieRomeo November 16, 2021

Buttsqueeze

The mixture of semen, lube and butt mucous that forms as a result of anal sex.

Alexis was leaking buttsqueeze on her car ride home

Buttsqueeze by CharlieRomeo November 14, 2021

Planeal 

Anal sex on a plane

We took a flight to Amsterdam and had planeal in the lavatory.

Planeal by CharlieRomeo November 1, 2021

Gainesville Firecracker

Inserting, and detonating, a small firecracker in the anus/vagina of your significant other. Popular with pilots and sailors.

No longer satisfied with penis, Alexis demanded her significant other perform a Gainesville firecracker.

Gainesville Firecracker by CharlieRomeo September 7, 2021