Priory 

In addition for being a a small monastery, in tabloid British English "Priory" refers to a special clinic/clinics that deals with physiological or rehab treatments, etc...

Amy Winehouse was rushed to hospital after collapsing on Wednesday, checked into The Priory rehab centre in London yesterday as family members admitted that her relentless drink and drug lifestyle...

BRITAIN'S Got Talent sensation Susan Boyle was in the Priory clinic last night suffering from exhaustion.

Priory by Haz Jalkhi October 14, 2009

Priory 

The term ‘Priory’ was first coined back in 1934 back when France used to expel the lowliest, most deformed and grotesque males from their smelly French villages. These often pre-pubescent boys would then congregate in what was known as a ‘Priory’. Because all the feeble attempts by citizens of Priory to woo members of the opposite sex failed miserably, they resorted to anal experimentation. At some point after 1934 these butt pirates decided that they would relocate to St. Louis but keep their French traditions of loosing to any opponent and never taking a shower. As a result many native St. Louis-ins are currently under the impression that Priory is just a gigantic plot of government land set aside as a sanctuary for monkeys who have learned to wear pink polo shirts.

Uneducated Person: "Someone call Animal Control there is a smelly monkey out there loosing at a sport!"

Educated Person: "Thats not a smelly monkey you uneducated fool, thats just a Priory student."

Newly Educated Person: "Life makes more sense now!"

Priory by ingoodhumor April 1, 2009

Priory 

A place of torture and pain ( it’s not that bad) ahah It’s fully of weirdos and emos and bitches and the sexually confused

Oh no, you go to priory?!

Priory by MouldyChipQueen October 18, 2018

Priory 

a school of all males who walk around like they take it from behind everynight.

Priory student: God i got an F on my last ORAL exam because i couldnt make our math teacher CUM... =(

Priory by okarah April 22, 2008

priory high school 

An extremely gay school in St. Louis, only guys allowed. It scams your parents out of 25k a year but at least you are benefiting the monks on campus.

“You go to Priory High School? Then you’re gay.”

priory high school by GayDog February 12, 2018

Priory of Sion 

Made famous by Dan Brown's book "The Da Vinci Code". The orginization was created as a fraud in the late 1960s, though it continues to exist as a myth.

"Did you know Isaac Newton led the Priory of Sion"
"Dude, that ain't real"

Priory of Sion by Momoka September 27, 2006

Priory School 

A school where the only beings that are hated are:
snitches, e-girls, fortnite virgins, Year 7s and librarians.

Year 7 kid: mr gibb got another boner today lmao haha
normal being: why tf you lookin down there? this aint logs buddy, this is priory school.

Priory School by deliosins April 2, 2019